Lyrks
Lyrks
Sign In
Cover Art

VRP Lyrics by Les VRP

Retire les nains de tes poches / Remords et tristes pets

0

Je m'appelle Fabrice et moi c'est Stéphane
Mon p'tit nom c'est Marc et le mien Gilbert
Le meilleur copain de Gilbert, c'est Marc
L'ami de Fabrice, c'est lui, c'est Stéphane
Mon copain Gilbert est un gars très chic
Mon ami Stéphane est bien sympathique
Je t'en prie Fabrice, arrête tes boniments
Excuse-le Stéphane, il est représentant

Quelquefois Gilbert travaille avec Fabrice
Ils sont collègues de bureau et tout se passe bien
Il arrive que Marc bosse avec Stéphane
Dans la folie du travail pas question de bataille
V.R.P., les vendeurs représentants placiers
V.R.P., voyageurs sans répits qui font du porte à porte
V.R.P., les vendeurs représentants placiers
V.R.P., volontiers et rapides, ils grimpent les paliers
V : vendu, R : reçu, P : perçu
V.R.P
V : vampire, R : remplir, P : produire
V.R.P

Now c'mon Buddy, can't you see
I'm a travelling man, that's what I am
From the east to the west, I do my best
You'll all the damn' things to supply your needs
Don't ask me where, I get my kicks
Got a million of occasions, to show you tricks
Don't have to sing a lullaby to make you sleep
Got the right machine for you to buy, it's very cheap

{Refrain:}
Cos' I'm a V.R.P
And it's goddamn nice of you to be with me
Yes I'm V.R.P
And soon you want me to hold it when you pee

Now you got it right, cos' you know who I am
It's really outta sight, cos' you know I'm the man
You'd better keep in touch, cos' I can give you anything
From a double dutch to a box of aspirine
In case you lose your mind, I can find you a brain
The job is mine all mine, as sure as eggs is eggs
And if you got a problem, just talk with me
Don't you believe in God ? I'm gonna set you free !

{au Refrain}

Now it's time to go, but I'll be back soon
And next time I'll be able to get you to the moon
So don't you regret, cos' I've got some friends
And in matter of sex, we've got a few bargains
Now you cry out loud, you've got no money left
Don't you worry next time, I'll come and fetch the rest
This and that, anything you need
A rubber baby buggy bumper or a tapestry
Credits
Les VRP

Les VRP

About “VRP” by Les VRP

Read the complete lyrics to "VRP" by Les VRP from the album "Retire les nains de tes poches / Remords et tristes pets". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under France, Pop.

"VRP" is performed by Les VRP. from the album "Retire les nains de tes poches / Remords et tristes pets" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "VRP", explore more songs by Les VRP using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Les VRP · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"VRP" is credited to Les VRP. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"VRP" appears on "Retire les nains de tes poches / Remords et tristes pets".

Visit the Les VRP artist page at /artist/les-vrp for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

Jacques
Bartek
Ah ! le Papayou
Aujourd’hui c’est dimanche
Blues intestinal
Abdul
Alexandrie Alexandra
Cannes
Lyrks
Lyrks

Your gateway to the world of music lyrics.

Product

Features

Company

About

Artists

Trending

Legal

Privacy

Terms

Copyright

Support

Contact

Features

Charts

© 2026 Lyrks. All rights reserved.