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9,986,000 Minutes Lyrics by The Office (USA)

2011

[Andy Bernard, spoken]
There's a lot of people I'd like to thank, but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael
[Michael Scott, spoken]
Oh, thank you
[Andy Bernard, spoken]
I mean we actually really all want to thank you...for everything
Darryl begins to play piano
[Michael Scott, spoken]
Oh my god, something's happening
[Andy Bernard]
9,986,000 minutes
We actually sat down and did the math
[All]
9,986,000 minutes that's how many minutes that you've worked here
[Pam Beesly]
In costumes
[Jim Halpert]
In impressions
[Toby Flenderson]
In meeetings
[Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
In cups of coffee
[Kevin Malone]
For birthdays
[Stanley Hudson]
More meetings and
[Phyllis Vance & Angela Martin & Meredith Palmer (Unsure)]
Email forwards you made us read
[All]
9,986,000 minutes
That's like watching Die Hard 80,000 times
[Meredith Palmer]
You hit me with your car
[Ryan Howard]
You helped me get off drugs
[Creed Bratton]
I watch you when you sleep
[Oscar Martinez]
I forgive you for kissing me
[All]
Remember to call!
[Darryl Philbin]
Got to remember to call!
[All]
Remember to call!
[Andy Bernard]
Love is a gift from up above!
[Everyone]
Remember to call!
[Kelly Kapoor & Erin Hannon]
Text or call or email or call
[Deangelo Vickers]
Measure! Measure your life in love!
[All]
Remember to call!
Remember to call!
[Deangelo Vickers]
Yeah yeah yeah, you got to remember to call
[All]
Remember to call!
[Michael Scott, to camera]
Yeah, okay. Well, this is gonna hurt like a motherf*****
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The Office (USA)

The Office (USA)

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