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Send Your Kids To College Lyrics by Letters From Suburbia

2022

Verse 1
I got a mortgage but it ain't a house
It’s just an education bill with no way out
I didn't get job but it's experience, they say
While I’ve got a big time loan from a summer camp with grades
Everyone goes, you'll be lost if you don't
Yeah the time is great and your friends will all go
Chorus 1
Send all your kids to college
The debt is on supply
Send all your kids to college
We just got a water slide
Epilogue
One by one by one
The interest grows
One by one
The families decompose
Verse 2
I can't buy an asset, but I need another loan
Is this adulting? What happened to my home?
But several years on, all that remains
Is hindsight and a job with low pay
Chorus 2
Send all your kids to college
The debt is on supply
Send all your kids to college
We just got a water slide
We'll make them alcoholics
If they're not already high
Send all your kids to college
We'll just bill them till they die
Bridge
This is the chance of a lifetime
And I can't read the fine print
I signed my life away
Right now before my prime
But my parents are so proud of it
They think I’ll be the president
But I’m just looking for a lower rent
Chorus 3
Send all your kids to college
They'll never be denied
Send all your kids to college
The future ends when they apply
Send all your kids for knowledge
The kind that rots their minds
So send your kids to college
The teachers take is verified
Send all your kids to college
Your income is pre-qualified
So send them all to college
We’ll just bill them till they die
Epilogue
One by one by one
The interest grows
One by one
The families decompose
Credits
Letters From Suburbia

Letters From Suburbia

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