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Buy Our Merch Lyrics by Lewberger

The Wizard of Friendship (Original Cast Recording)

2023

[Verse 1: Alex, Hughie, Keith]
If there's a hole in your heart
And you need something to fill it
Buy our merchandise
We've got t-shirts, posters, hoodies
If you're thirsty for more
You can head to the bartender
Give our cocktails a try
Go and buy some of our goodies
Last month, we made an estimate
Of how much we will sell
And currently, it seems we've overestimated interest
If you wanna be the best fans of a musical in New York City
[Chorus: Ensemble, Keith, Lewberger & Ensemble, Alex]
Buy some of our merchandise
Buy some of our merchandise
Buy some of our merchandise
Buy some of our merchandise
Buy some of our merchandise
Fill the hole in your heart
With a Lewberger t-shirt
Buy some of our merchandise
Or hoodie
[?]
Buy some of our merchandise
Or poster
Buy some of our merchandise
Or sticker
Buy some of our merchandise
[?]
Buy some of our merchandise
Buy some of our merchandise
There's a tiny little tickle in my anus
A tiny little tickle in my anus
A tiny little hole in my heart
Fill it up with some merchandise
Lewberger t-shirt
[Outro: Hughie, Alex]
And now that I've got you all here
It's time to sing my big solo number
One a- two a-
(spoken)
That's the end of act one, everyone
Please make your way to the lobby
What? What? No
There's snacks and drinks and shirts
No
Lewberger shirts to purchase
Credits
Lewberger

Lewberger

About “Buy Our Merch” by Lewberger

Read the complete lyrics to "Buy Our Merch" by Lewberger from the album "The Wizard of Friendship (Original Cast Recording)" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under USA, In English, Comedy.

"Buy Our Merch" is performed by Lewberger. from the album "The Wizard of Friendship (Original Cast Recording)" in 2023 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Buy Our Merch", explore more songs by Lewberger using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Buy Our Merch" is credited to Lewberger. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Buy Our Merch" appears on "The Wizard of Friendship (Original Cast Recording)" in 2023.

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