[Intro: Ben Fat L]
No-no-no, no no no
[Verse 1: Liam Inc.]
I was zoomping before you were even born
I was zoomping before I was even born
[?] cinnamon [?] ate the popcorn
Ran out of popcorn [?] so I asked [?]
I invented the phrase "zoomp" so I'm cooler than you
[?] I’m literally cooler than you
Throw the ice cubes into the cooler
I just hit my head, and now I got a brain tumor
Just found out that I have a bedtime
My life is ruined
It's finals week and my life is ruined
If I don't play games, then my life is ruined
Walk to the bar like my life is ruined
Walk to the bar likе I’m drinking underage
Hit my head and now I got a brain hеmorrhage
[?] got a brain hemorrhage
[Chorus: Liam Inc.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, ayy, yeah, zoompular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, zoompular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, ayy, yeah, zoompular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, zoompular
[Verse 2: Liam Inc.]
I had 30 dollars in my back pocket before I even had [?]
Zoompular [?] Samsung
[?] Gotta be Samsung
[?] Get away from me
[?] Took my kids away from me
[?]
[Chorus: Liam Inc.]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, ayy, yeah, [?] see why [?] zoompular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, [?] see why [?] zoompular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, yeah, that is from getting the zoompular
Yeah, ayy, yeah, [?] see why [?] zoompular
Yeah, yeah, yeah, [?] see why [?] zoompular
[Verse 3: Liam Inc. & Ben Fat L]
(No-no-no, no no)
If you don't think I'm zoomping, then you are just [?]
If you don't think I'm zoomping, then you are just scum
If you don't think I'm zoomping, then you are just a bum
[?]
[?] locker
[?] off the locker
[?] breathe through the locker
[?]
[?] leave
[?] Christmas Eve
[?] presents
Big Dog City has a whole lot of presents
Big Dog City has a whole of zoompular
[?] zoompular
[?] zoompular
[?] that's just like a zoompular
I spent 30 dollars on a zoompular
[Verse 4: Liam Inc.]
Hey, yeah
I was just zoomping and I was just playing some games
I was just zoomping and it was the same
I was just zoomping ’cause it’s all I know
Big Dog City, yeah, that's where I go
Ask for your autograph, I oughta say no
I was just flipping around and playing some games because I am just really that cool
Like, like
Look at me now [?]
Like, like
Look at me now [?]
Like, like
[?]
Like, like
Listen [?]
[Bridge: Ben Fat L & Liam Inc.]
Zoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-omp
Yeah, uhn
Z-z-z-z-z-zoomp, z-z-z-za, wha?
Ooh, ooh, ooh (Oh, okay)
Yeah, I’ve realized that, maybe, I'm not the only one who zoomps
You could say that if you wanted to (What?!)
[Verse 5: Liam Inc.]
Zoompular [?] cool
I do not catch you at the school
I was just playing some games
People try mess with the games
Zoomp [?] carry
[?]
[?] marry
You will never catch me swearing
Gotta Krabby Patty, like my name SpongeBob
Gotta [?] now, like my name SpongeBob
Like my name SpongeBob (Ooh)
Like my name SpongeBob (Ooh)
Like my name SpongeBob (Ooh)
Like my name SpongeBob
[Verse 6: Ben Fat L]
(No!)
I am the zoomp originator (I, I, I, I)
I am the zoomp creator (Yay)
If you wanna talk to me 'bout zoomps
Then don't have [?] zoomps (Z, z, z)
Yes, it’s me on the track (Track, track, track)
And when you hear the zoomps, you're never coming back (Back, back)
So, if you [?] drink a beer
Then, I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to disappear
(Pear-pear, pear-pear-pear)
[Outro: Liam Inc.]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh
