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United States of Whatever Lyrics by Liam Lynch

Fake Songs

2002

[Intro]
Whatever
[Verse 1]
I went down to the beach and saw Kiki
She was all like "Ehh"
And I'm like "Whatever!"
Then this chick comes up to me and she's all like
"Hey, aren't you that dude—"
And I'm like "Yeah, whatever!"
So later I'm- I'm at the, the pool hall
And this girl comes up
And she's all like "Awww"
And I'm like "Yeah, whatever!"
[Chorus]
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
[Verse 2]
And then it's 3 A.M
I'm on the corner wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he's like "Hey, punk!"
I'm like "Yeah, whatever!"
Then I'm throwing dice in the alley
Officer Leroy comes up and he's like
"Hey, I thought I told you..."
And I'm like "Yeah, whatever!"
And then up comes Zafo
I'm like "Yo Zafo, what's up?"
He's like "Nothin'"
And I'm like "That's cool..."
[Chorus]
'Cause this is my United States of Whatever!
And this is my United States of Whatever!
Credits
Liam Lynch

Liam Lynch

About “United States of Whatever” by Liam Lynch

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"United States of Whatever" is credited to Liam Lynch. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"United States of Whatever" appears on "Fake Songs" in 2002.

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