[Verse]
Yeah
This shit really got me thinking, got me pondering
'Cause why all these fuck niggas think it's me that they're hotter than
When I can take your bitch, I got her suckin', got her slobberin'
But if she botherin', I ghost that hoe just like The Conjuring
These niggas keep on hootin', man, they keep on hollerin'
Last nigga tried to son me, disappeared, he on my father shit
My bitch left me, said I was trash, but this dick hefty
Her sis text me, I left her on read, these hoes don't impress me
We kicked it once, now we on The Shade Room, 'cause that bitch messy
Nut on her eye, she watchin' my kids, like I fuck with Jessie
Go Big Lexi, she dancin', I kill shit like I'm Charles Manson
They was hatin', now they fuck with the kid, let me call Chris Hansen
Fuck a mansion, no, I'm cappin', man, I really want a mansion
But no matter what, this bread gon' come first, just like a sandwich
And she call me Papi, I ain't even know that hoe speak Spanish
Diamonds dancin' like we at the disco, so bitch don't panic
And these niggas steady hoppin' on trends, like a jackrabbit
Fucked a country hoe, and then I left her, she like, "Dagnabbit"
Said you fucked her, but, she said you never hit, just like the SNKRS app
This lil' hoe got an attitude, I think she need a nap
These niggas think they goin' bucky, boy you can keep the cap
And this thick hoe tryna fuck me, 'cause she say Lik can rap
But that's what they all say, yeah, that's what they all say
She say I'm in her too deep like the nigga voice from Allstate
And bitch, I think I'm too clean, just like a fresh ass bald fade
I'm getting to these chips like selling Hot Fries in the hallway
Some niggas too cheap, like Eugene with the formula
Like SpongeBob, my best friend, Pat, so nigga pour me up
And I be too geeked just like they be in Euphoria
These niggas always tryna stretch the truth and change the story up
But we can hit 'bout it, nigga, we can hit 'bout it
I keep a shawty with some cheese on her, she from Wisconsin
She ballin' on her own, I smack her ass, she said, "Quit foulin"
Just got her number, now we sextin', like I be with Collin
Hold on, yeah, aye, aye
Thought that was it, huh? Fuck nigga, try again
You think that hoe gon' fuck you for some crab legs and a pint of Hen
I know a couple bitches that'll play you like a violin
And when they done, you gon' need more than a Flintstones vitamin
So don't invite em' in, I promise they is not your friends
They savages like 21, aye, matter of fact, what's 9+10
We can hit 'bout it, bet they won't do shit 'bout it
Like H&M dress shirts, these niggas tucked, they tryna switch topics
And you know I stay ballin', just might try out for the Flint Tropics
Can never trust a hoe, like a Tahoe, yeah, they got big mileage
I'm big hollin', I'm big steppin', they sleepin' on me like Inception
These niggas think they cut different, shit, fuck around and get infected
Ain't got shit to do, might fuck around and fly a kite
These niggas sippin' lean, meanwhile I'm sippin' on McDonald's Sprite
Shorty asked me, "How you doin'?", I said I'm quite alright
Like Times New Roman, had to change the font 'cause she was not my type
Cut her off just like a blade, she thought I was Wesley Snipes
Nah baby, I'm just black as fuck, you won't see me tonight
Or ever again, really I just want her friends
I prolly can't get any, but fuck it, it wouldn't hurt to win
My homie keep on tweakin', man, I think he off a perc again
He tryna go on an adventure like Phineas and Ferb and shit
Damn, and my life is like a fucking movie
Only thing is if I come direct, they prolly still won't shoot me
But I don't do nun', I guess I'm just too fun
This gas got me off my ass, I might just need some new lungs
I never shot a steel, but I'll still blast you with this NERF gun
Give me a half hour with yo' bitch, she just might twerk sum'
Give me another fifteen, I'll probably make her cum
She fuckin' with the kid, I might just fuck around, give her one
