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Zelda Lyrics by Lil Hentai Lover

Waifus

2021

[Intro]
This song is gonna be a short verse
Okay?
[Verse]
Excuse me Princess
You’re number one on my wishlist
I want you for Christmas
And give me tons of kisses
She seems very nice
But watch out, she may turn you into ice
No girl I won’t lie
When I beat your game I don’t wanna say bye
I main you in a fighting game
See my name next to your name
I better get the right aim
I don’t wanna live in shame
Your boy don’t have to worry about you anymore
I don’t wanna fuck with a real whore
You’re not real, so I can’t take you home
So I play your game when I gеt bored
What would my mom say? I don’t know
I really don’t want to show
If you werе here you know I would
I would play with you even more than I should
I get harder than wood
And when I do, I will play with your pood
I know it feel so good
I can finally leave the hood
Snap back to reality
I woke up from my dream finally
Time to start the day nicely
I need to go buy some cookies
But then I remembered the dream
The girl is someone who I want next to me
But what do I really want to be?
She doesn’t matter
She’s actually a fucking bother
But then I look back at my dick and I see it getting harder
Oh well, it’s time to go nut
Or maybe later and hang out with my friends
Or I should continue with my day instead
And buy the cookies from the supermarket like I said
I argue with myself everyday in bed
About a fictional princess who should just give me head
Time to go, hit the showers, and hang with my niggas
Because I know that I’ll never be with Zelda
[Outro]
I know that I’ll never be with Zelda
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Lil Hentai Lover

Lil Hentai Lover

About “Zelda” by Lil Hentai Lover

Read the complete lyrics to "Zelda" by Lil Hentai Lover from the album "Waifus" in 2021. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Meme Rap, Rap.

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"Zelda" is credited to Lil Hentai Lover. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Zelda" appears on "Waifus" in 2021.

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