[Intro: Lil Kori]
Ayy nigga, Smeat Gang Christmas, you already know nigga (Smeat Gang, Smeat Gang)
We got [?] bitch throwin' it back, bruh (Smeat Gang, ayy, what?)
The Purist (Thick as a bitch, huh, Lil Kori)
[Verse 1: Lil Kori]
Me and Sewer Rat steal yo' shit like the Grinch
This Glock in my pants make a fuck nigga flinch
Bad lil' bitch, give that ass a lil' pinch
This rappin' shit easy, this shit is a cinch
I hang with my boy Charlie Brown and we trappin'
And Lucy in love with me 'cause how I'm rappin'
I pull out my dick and I hit from the back
And her ass hella thick, so you know that I'm smackin' (Ayy)
Violet go dance on the dick like a Thriller
Just like mashed potatoes, her kitty was killer
Now she's in the kitchen makin' me dinner
Was bored in VC so I yelled the word (Nigga!)
Fuckin' on Sally, I nut hella early
She had a tight coochie, I came prematurely
Nut in Violet's hair since it's naturally curly
Got so many nuts like a squirrel, call me Surly
Comic strip bitches, got them suckin' on my dick, ayy
Smeat Gang Christmas, bitch you know I'm getting lit, huh
[Interlude: Lil Kori]
Alright bruh, that- that- that last part was fuckin' ass
Ayy Sewer Rat
Claim this nigga
Huh, bitch
[Verse 2: Lil Sewer Rat]
Jack off to Woodstock and then I watch Shrek
Me and Lil Kori, we cashin' this check
Peppermint Patty been givin' me neck
Go fuck on a baddie, I'll fuck a redneck
Beat off to Snoopy and then I watch Frosty
Supplyin' the pills, I feel like Bill Cosby
Snortin' yo' brain like a muh'fuckin' zombie
Talk on my name while I'll whip Maserati
Changin' up the beat and then I'm changin' up my flow, yuh
Fuckin' on yo' bitch under the fuckin' mistletoe, uh
Fuckin' on the Grinch, I got my semen in his nose, yuh
Forgot to say no homo, all this shit, it is a joke, yeah
[Interlude: Lil Kori]
Ayy, what's up guys, I'm back, I'm pre-
That, that was the shortest feature ever
I lowkey, I literally just woke up from a nap (Ayy)
And I got a (Ayy), I'm getting
Engineering done while recording this, so
Yeah, huh, Lil Kori
[Verse 3: Lil Kori]
My plug named Linus, he movin' them pounds
I'm with my boy [?], we shootin' them rounds
This nigga won't shut the fuck up 'bout Beethoven
I walk in yo' crib, and all your shit's stolen
That nigga named Snoopy, that's my fuckin' shooter
I'm fuckin' on Marcy, I nut in her cooter
I'm so damn perverted, I fuck my computer
Me and Patty, we fuck in the bathroom at Hooter's
Lucy keep talkin' shit, so I'ma rape her
I tied that ho up, made her wet, water vapor
I ate that bitch out, her pussy got flavor
I fuck her so good that she call for her savior
This nigga Snoopy hit me for some zips
He turned his doghouse to a meth lab and shit
I called Charlie Brown, we gon' get this pack sold
He my fuckin' nigga, he never gon' fold
Nigga, I turn Peanuts into the block
50s swag, these hoes gon' jump on my cock
And my nigga Linus back, always serve rocks
And Peppermint Patty, she carry my Glock
Bitch I'm with Woodstock and we smokin' dope
And just like Eminem, I hang with the Pope
Lucy kinda bad, drop a nut in her throat
I pass it to Cannoli 'cause I am the G.O.A.T
[Verse 4: Cannoli]
Lucy got a booty, I spit in her coochie
I nut in her ear, then we watchin' a movie
That bitch is so fine even though she is eight
She'll swallow my dick and kids today
Charlie Brown like Johnny Sins
I hit from the back and I blow his back in
His penis two inches but still lasted long
I nut on his face when he beating my schlong
Ayy, that cum was so white
I fuck Patty's pussy and go in all night
Snoopy using teeth on my dick, he will bite
I dropped a log in McDonald's Sprite
Ayy, KKC 2
I'm fuckin' on Kori, I don't need no lube
My daddy walked in, I don't know what to do
Da- Dad, I promise, I'm not gay
[Bridge: Cannoli]
Fuckin' on these dudes, yuh
They lookin' so cute, uh
I don't need no lube
I don't need no lube
Uh, uh
Uh, bro
I'm fuckin' done with this
[Verse 5: Cannoli]
Sike, I'm fuckin' on Lila
I'm eatin' her pubes, nuttin' in her vagina
I whip out my dick and I stick it behind her
I'm eatin' her ass on the fine china
I'm rapin' that bitch
I'm eatin' that pussy, hot sauce in her clit
I pulled down her pants, but she got a dick
Wait- wait, wait, what- what the fuck?
Daddy, come and rape me
Please just have my baby
I'm fuckin' on men, never a lady
But that bitch named Ruby
I would let her do me
I would let her fuck even if she had cooties
[Outro: Cannoli]
Okay, n-now, now I think I'm actually done
I think- I think it's uhh, approaching the end of the song
Smeat Gang, Coom Squad
I love men
Goodnight y'all
