[Intro: Lil Kori]
(Curse you, Kori the finesse kid) Ayy, huh, ayy
What? Yuh (Ayo, is that xonthebeat?)
Lil Kori, Cleetus, ha, Pony
Bitch, bitch, bitch
This for the album, by the way
What? Ayy
Ayy, ayy, ayy
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, huh
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, huh
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, huh (Like what?)
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, huh (Ayy)
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, huh (Ayy, ayy)
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, huh (Ayy, ayy)
Bitch I'm the king like I'm Kia, bitch (Ayy, ayy, ayy, Lil Kori!)
[Verse 1: Lil Kori]
She came wit dat good brain so I don't need a rubber (On God)
No ducky I stretch out the pussy like flubber (Ayy, ayy)
I gave her my peanuts, ain't talking 'bout butter (No butter)
I'm shootin the ball it's never a gutter (It ain't)
Me Pony & Cleetus, we sticking like sisters (Gang)
I hop on VC, Call Somebody a nigga (Ayy, ayy)
I sneak in yo crib and fuck on yo sister
Then bust in her body like she’s growin blisters (Ayy, ayy, ayy)
Ayy, she say my name like I'm Manny (Shout out Manny)
I'm finna go write a rap for your granny (Yo' granny)
Fuck a lil bih', I think her name Annie (Annie)
And Sally saw me and she came in her panties (She did)
I up it on him, make him run like a cheetah (A cheetah)
Bad bitch wit a face like Mia Khalifa (Khalifa)
He said was cold so I brought out da heater (Da heater)
The choppa be banging like it was a speaker (Speaker)
Smeat Gang bitch, we on top of shit (Top of shit)
Hop in the booth, cause a global apocalypse (Apocalypse)
I'm on my grind and ain't nobody stoppin' it (Nobody stoppin' it)
Pull out the .9 since he wanna keep talking shit (Keep talkin' shit)
If I pour up the drank I'ma take me a nap (A nap)
Bad bitch on me she gave me that wap (That wap)
These niggas stay talking but they full of cap (Full of cap)
Drip on me wet like a damn water tap, ayy (Water tap)
She suck me up like vacuum (Vacuum)
Fuck her at school in the bathroom (Bathroom)
These niggas dirty like baboons (Baboons)
Make his ass run like a cartoon (Cartoon)
Hop on the hub and start jerkin (Jerkin)
Pull out the muh'fuckin' Jergens (Jergens)
Like Rihanna, I got her working (Workin')
Hit from the back, got her squirting (Squirtin')
[Interlude: Lil Kori & Lil Pony]
Ayy, ayy
Aight, I'm out this bitch
You know
I was told that, in fifth grade
My penis wouldn't actually grow to be a bigger size
But I've had the same penis since the fifth grade
This makes no sense
(Oh my God, is that Lil Pony?)
[Verse 2: Lil Pony]
Writing raps to your granny
Fuckin' a bad bitch, I think her name is Annie
On a honeymoon in Miami
This girl's really fishy, but I ain't talkin' sammy
Me and Kori, we get all the ladies
Fuck these women, but they're in their eighties
My penis is really small, though
I nutted and girls swallowed
All these Twitter bitches, I followed
Picking up E-bitches in the mall, yo
If she has a pussy, I'll take her on a dinner date
Maybe I'll take her back home and we can mate
My penis really small, it got cheese grated
I learned my lesson, I shouldn't have E-dated
What the fuck? Her penis is bigger than mine
[Verse 3: Cleetus Clout]
I had this happen to me a few times, too
I'm gettin' the bands, and yeah they got poo
I got the flows, and my rhymes, yeah they are new
You built like a zebra, belong in the zoo
You built like a turtle, belong in some stew
You built like Steve Urkel, you wearin' the blue suspenders
Yuh, I met a baddie on Tinder
I'm takin' her home, and she gave me dome
Switchin' the flow, I'm gonna blow up
On the telephone, she callin' (Ring ring ring)
Call me Lil Pony, I'm ballin' (Ayy)
Call me Joe 'cause I'm stallin', I mean styling
Me and your shorty, yeah we be wylin'
Getting these bands, yeah I be strivin'
Oh my bad, I just work kicked your hymen
Oh that's right, I sleep with a nightlight
Yeah, I go against you like sword fight, on the heist
Whip my penis out, she made fun of the size
Even Lil Pony's is bigger than mine, huh
And that's real small, that is a joke
I talk my talk, then sip my Coke
I got a Glock, it came with a scope
[Outro: Cleetus Clout]
Just kidding, I'm not hard
Except when I suck toes
