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KMART CONDOM Lyrics by Lil Liquorice

Broccoli’s House

2023

[Verse 1: Lil Liquorice]
Walk in the mall, no time to wait
Rush to Kmart then ejaculate
Jerking off with my mates
Used the condom on a kid that was only eight
My piss is blue, my shit is too
Same with my goo, you ain’t got a clue
My boyfriend is two, his balls just grew
They are sticky like glue
I only rape if you are a Jew
(If you are a Jew, yeah!)
Troy I’m nutting in your booty
Your dick tastes real fucking fruity
At least you don’t have the cooties
[Interlude: Lil Liquorice]
Umm
I-I-I don’t really know what else rhymes with booty bro
So lemme pass it to Cannoli then
[Verse 2: Cannoli]
I’m a cock-sucker, never use a rubber
Kmart condom lubed up like butter
That’s your bestie, she up on my testes
Licking on that dick, oh shit, so zesty
Your boyfriend, I kiss him on the mouth
He my gravy to my biscuits, we in the south
Lickin’ on his lips, yeah, that shit taste so good
French kissed your dad, just because I could
[Verse 3: Lil Liquorice]
I used a condom in Kmart
Drank my jizz, because I am smart
I saw Cannoli’s cock and smelt his fart
See some more condoms, put them in the cart
Put that condom inside the kids aisle
A child sees it, and then I smile
Wearing all these condoms cause I got the good styles
Don’t click on that folder! It has my CP files!

About “KMART CONDOM” by Lil Liquorice

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"KMART CONDOM" is credited to Lil Liquorice. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"KMART CONDOM" appears on "Broccoli’s House" in 2023.

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