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PRAISE JE$U$ Lyrics by LIL PANDA (apandah)

THE LIL PANDA TAPE

2020

[Verse 1: Aztrosist]
I love Jesus, yes I do
Sex is bad, you should go to school
I'm not kissing, not until marriage
And if you do, that's not cool
My name's John, my brother's James
My sister's Mary and my dad's insane
We don't just go to church on Sunday
We're out here praying, every day
You think you're so cool, sinning with strippers?
You're reading fanfiction, while I'm reading scripture
So obsessed with a wet ass p-word
Only p-word I respect is my pastor
Drugs are for losers, that's what I say
Only drug I do is read the bible every day
Yes I'm sex deprived, shut the fuck up
Let's hop onto this chorus the god-loving way
[Chorus: Aztrosist]
I love God, yes I do
Jesus is my lord and savior
Sex before marriage, that's not cool
Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
Now hit it Lil Panda!
[Verse 2: Lil Panda]
Yeah, I love god
Yeah, never touched CoD
Yeah, had to study for a job
Flawed crummy women running after me get off my bod
Always talking 'bout sex
Y'all be gaming but I be apex
In the eyes of the lord, hoard
Never spend what I can't afford, I'm doing chores
Cause I'm responsible
These drugs are just obstacles
Senseless fornication illogical
And with Christ I be unstoppable
And yeah, I might get bullied at school
But like being dipped in sacred water it cool
'Cause even if they repent from ghouls
They will all burn in hell for their sins
[Chorus: Aztrosist]
I love god, yes I do
Jesus is my lord and savior
Sex before marriage, that's not cool
Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
[Verse 3: Aztrosist]
I understand, the bible life is scary
What is this, little house on the prairie?
But I assure you, god is cool
So I'll give you a few tips to be cool too
Replace lube with holy water
Replace public school with this private Christian alma mater
Sustenance with communion wine
Replace happiness, let's wine and dine
When you say "Let's get this bread"
I hope you're talking 'bout communion bread
When you say "Smoke weed every day"
I hope you get locked up in prison until you rot to death 'cause god hears our every word and if you so much as fuck up for a single second god will strike you with his almighty wrath
Now back to the beat
[Chorus: Aztrosist]
I love god, yes I do
Jesus is my lord and savior
Sex before marriage, that's not cool
Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
Now hit it Lil Panda!
[Verse 4: Lil Panda]
You care about cars so much
Underage drinking got you in the bars you clutch
You call it beer but I call it sludge
Even Grimer would be like "Dude that's F***ED"
Homework is so swag
When adults swear I just gag
When I was baby my diapy just sagged
I got my toosh beaten by my dad
He said I looked like a thug
Then he asked for my plug
Didn't know what he was saying so I just shrugged
Gave me a hug and then found out he had planted drugs
I got good whiff of that cush
And as a baby my brain was mush
Then god came down, shook
And he said "Wow, that's some really good weed, dude, thank you"
[Chorus: Aztrosist]
I love God, yes I do
Jesus is my lord and savior
Sex before marriage, that's not cool
Drugs are bad, that's bad behavior
Credits
LIL PANDA (apandah)

LIL PANDA (apandah)

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