[Intro]
Ayy
Ayy
This is for you Kasey
You 5.3 millimeter kid
Most of the production was done by Shaman
I was just on my bed watching TikTok
I'm GAYYYY
[Chorus]
We cried when jam went on top of bread
It was flat just like the cat's head
Why you short? Why you short?
Why you short? Why you short? (ahhhahhh)
[Verse 1, Lil Pandak]
Man, you are short, you must be filipino
I don't understand why they callin' me emo
I know how to swim, so they callin' me nemo
I'm on a diet, so imma need me some keto
Ayyaa, don't tell me what to do
[Bridge]
Oh, random interlude again
Uh stuff that I'm saying, in, from outta my mouth
And you're hearing them in your earbuds
I love the other ones
ALLAHU AKBAR
[Chorus]
We cried when jam wеnt on top of bread
It was flat just like the cat's hеad
Why you short? Why you short?
Why you short? Why you short? (ahhhahhh)
[Bridge]
I thought I told you clean your room?!
Don't tell me what to do, how many tell you this, oh my
[Intro 2, Yung Pinto Bean]
Um, words
Uh, hopefully you're not listening to this out loud, that'd be really embarrassing, and if you are, you're just a nerd
Kill yourself!
Nay!
[Verse 2, Lil Pandak]
Don't do homicide, bumpin' lullabies
They say imma joke, then where is the punchline?
Is it lunchtime? I'm awfully hungry
All of them emos, you know that they swung free
[Verse 3, Yung Pinto Bean]
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Think you're tall? You're 4"5
I get stung by a bee hive
My grades high, so I'm gonna strive
[Chorus]
We cried when jam went on top of bread
It was flat just like the cat's head
Why you short? Why you short?
Why you short? Why you short?
[Verse 4, Lil Pandak]
You know that I'm short
Imma build a pillow fort
Ever heard of Rick and Mort?
I dont know anything that rhymes with lore
Mort
Chore
[Verse 5, Yung Pinto Bean]
Um, I live in a state, and it is alternate
We have to debate
And suffer a fate
And
Um
My parents have to work late
My room awfully dirty (ay)
She around so I'm sturdy (yeah)
I just turned thirty (what)
Imma fly like a birdy
[Bridge]
That was not awkward at all
Not gonna lie, I'm kinda tired of this beat, because like, yeah
So like, let's change it, because like, yeah
[Verse 6]
My name is Lil Pandak
We got features, you can ask that
You know I'm short, everybody doesn't believe me, but that's
A fact
Hangin' out with lil Nate
Yung Pinto Bean, that's a great name
It's been a great day
Earlier we went to Safeway
Yeah
And when we got there
We got some chips
And I got made fun of for my hair
Because it's to the side
4Runner, that's a super nice ride
[Verse 7, Yung Pinto Bean]
My name is Yung Pinto Bean
I like pinto beans
I like green machines
I have a clean scene
I'm just kidding, it's not actually a clean scene
Kinda looks like
World War 3
PINTO BEAN!
You're short, you're short, you're short, you're short, you're short, you're short, you're short, you're short!
[Bridge, Yung Pinto Bean]
Alexa, you suck at Subway Surfers
I forgot that I was gonna say this, but yeah
Wanna try hyperpop?
Yeah
Um
Aughhgg
Ahhhhhhh
[Verse 8, Lil Pandak]
I didn't know what to write
Imma go eat some children tonight
I don't think that he wanna fight
They say I'm left, but I'm too right
Boots and cats and boots and cats
Dog
Go to LA, get lost in the fog
[Verse 9, Lil Pandak]
Didn't know what to write for this song
I just wanted to end this album off with something strong
And you know I ain't wrong
Didn;t know what to write for this song
I just wanted to end this album with something strong
And you know I ain't wrong
[Outro]
Yeeeehawww
I'm country
Yeah, I love E minor chords
EDP445 loved minors
Oh my god shut up
And then it should just end there
