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ESKEET MY SHIELD Lyrics by Lil Phlegm

ME ME BIG BARS

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Intro:
You ain’t ready for this arithmetic, bro. ayy, eskeet
Verse 1:
Bro I’m really tired and I really want a Sprite
Oh I can’t say that, because it’s copyright
I am paralyzed, below my torso
But I cannot stop rhyming because my fire flow
Crawled myself to the kitchen, to drink some beef tea
But then I fell down and screamed like a banshee
There is two men in suits ringing at my doorbell
Probably here to take away my blood cells
Chorus:
Eskeet my shield, my skin is peeled, make sure to yield, when you drive
Eskeet my shield, the truth revealed, be like garfield, barely survive
Verse 2:
Bro quit talkin cuz you are really lame
You cannot handle my flow, nor my extreme fame
My dog is eating my bed, what a bad boy
What a dialogue… … oye hoye
Just finished my homework, time for Naruto
When I grow up, I wanna go to Pluto
I like to do my schoolwork, and watch anime
Just sit here with my waifu. Wakaizumi Atsutane
Chorus v2:
Eskeet my shield, the fenced off field, do not conceal, my fun zone
Eskeet my shield, God is real, do not drug deal, to the unknown
Verse 3:
I used to really want to work at a graveyard
Be an entrepreneur, or a lifeguard
But now I sit in my chair, and eat flapjacks
I love eating pancakes, they are my favorite snack
My job every day, is to press a red button
I get paid with meat, from salami to mutton
No matter how hard I try, I cannot do division
Instead I watch television, that is my decision
Outro:
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, broseph woah!
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, broseph what!
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, bro what're you doing??
Eskeet, eskeet, eskeet, bro what the heck, bro??
Credits
Lil Phlegm

Lil Phlegm

About “ESKEET MY SHIELD” by Lil Phlegm

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"ESKEET MY SHIELD" appears on "ME ME BIG BARS".

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