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SUPER SOAKER! Lyrics by Lil Phlegm

DOUBLE FEATURE

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(Verse 1: Lil Phlegm)
Get up late and fake a freakout
Post it like I’m Michael Green
Make sure that you eating healthy
Eat the corn in Kid Cuisine
Pony, pony, that is my motto
OD, OD, Demi Lovato
Pull up, oh no, I’m in Chicago
I’m in the town, tomato, tomato
I don’t do weed, I do not do bricks
Pull up on your block with a broomstick
Whole gang pull up riding on a ripstick
Phlegm got those lyrics linguistic
Make the price a little higher with some voss, aye
I call buying a sport like it’s darn lacrosse, aye
Little money to spare, get a versace vase
Go out to dinner to an Hibachi place
(Hook: Lil Nesley)
YOU SMELL BAD JUST LIKE A SMOKER
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER
DAMAGED JUST, JUST LIKE THE JOKER
PULL UP WITH THAT SUPER SOAKER
YOU SMELL BAD JUST LIKE A SMOKER
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER
DAMAGED JUST, JUST LIKE THE JOKER
PULL UP WITH THAT SUPER SOAKER
(Verse 2: Lil Nesley)
Eyy, Criss Cross Applesauce
Your cousin’s slower than a macintosh
Sitting on a bench like I am Chris Bosh
Looking skinnier than dental floss
I pick up my soaker and aim at your hip
I pump out my water if you give me lip
I’ll hold out your tongue, make you say pirate ship
I like dank memes, because they are hip
I play games but not for fun
Pass my child to the nuns
In her car, ride to the sun
Kurt Cobain, I call shotgun
Get off my lane and off my path
I just watched you kill a giraffe
OMG I CAN FEEL YOUR WRATH
Call shane dawson, it’s a sociopath
(Hook: Lil Nesley)
YOU SMELL BAD JUST LIKE A SMOKER
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER
DAMAGED JUST, JUST LIKE THE JOKER
PULL UP WITH THAT SUPER SOAKER
YOU SMELL BAD JUST LIKE A SMOKER
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER
DAMAGED JUST, JUST LIKE THE JOKER
PULL UP WITH THAT SUPER SOAKER
(Verse 3: Lil Phlegm & Lil Nesley)
Super soaker like it’s Nerf
Water blue just like a smurf
And if you think I’m playing, get off our turf
Or with all this water you’ll have to surf
Just look around take a gander
In chief just like a commander
My favorite comedian is Adam Sandler
Make fun of him and I’LL SCREW YOUR STANDARDS
And I’m just going ham
The Office, my name is Pam
Season 9 was just atrocious
Disappear like hocus pocus, okay like
Yuh, Built like a twig
But i eat like a pig
Don’t wanna hit your stig
But some smarties I dig
Shoot you with my rocket
Band in my pocket, look at me and i’ll punch your eye sockets
(Hook: Lil Nesley)
YOU SMELL BAD JUST LIKE A SMOKER
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER
DAMAGED JUST, JUST LIKE THE JOKER
PULL UP WITH THAT SUPER SOAKER
YOU SMELL BAD JUST LIKE A SMOKER
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER
DAMAGED JUST, JUST LIKE THE JOKER
PULL UP WITH THAT SUPER SOAKER
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Lil Phlegm

Lil Phlegm

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"SUPER SOAKER!" appears on "DOUBLE FEATURE".

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