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Master Shifu Lyrics by Lil Radish Shifu

Finally Bankrupt

2024

[Verse 1]
Man, I don't know how to start this shit
I got fifty-million cockroaches living in my dick
If she got down syndrome, you know I wanna hit
Light up Skechers, yeah that's my new fit
For when I kick, the pregnant, on their fucking stomachs
Fuck them kids, they make me sick
If I ever have any children I'm gonna beat the shit out of them
Beat 'em in the fuckin' head with an air fryer
And then I light them on fire, beat 'em with a tire

[Verse 2]
I whipped my cock out in a fucking retirement home
I put my dick inside the neighbor's lawn gnome
When I need to charge, I bust a nut in my phone
I put fentanyl in the neighbor's dog bone

When I beat my dick it looks like Kung Fu
Kung Fu master, yeah, call me Master Shifu
I think that girl is like Master Oogway
'Cause I gave that bitch chlamydia and she fucking died the next day

My uncle challenged me to a tickle fight, he started tickling my balls, I said "that ain't right"
5'2, yeah, that's my height
Stand on my money, I'm like 4'9, I'm gonna beat my wife when I play Fortnite
Fortnite, Fortnite

About “Master Shifu” by Lil Radish Shifu

Read the complete lyrics to "Master Shifu" by Lil Radish Shifu from the album "Finally Bankrupt" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Master Shifu" is credited to Lil Radish Shifu. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Master Shifu" appears on "Finally Bankrupt" in 2024.

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