PHONE: *ring ring* LIL SIPDE: Hello? APUSH FUNNY: Hey Robby LIL SIPDE: Hey David APUSH FUNNY: Nice weather for some pickle ball, eh? LIL SIPDE: For sure, I’ll see you at the courts APUSH FUNNY: You’re goin down LIL SIPDE: Lil Sipde on track and I’m out playin pickle ball Dave thinks he’ll beat me he serve up the whiffle ball Then I return and that’s his downturn Ball flies right past him the point I have earned Then all I hear are excuses “The backspin” after my millions of uses? “It’s windy out here” every day my dear? You think it could be that your skills are low tier? Your skills are unpolished if I’m being honest I’ll hit to your backhand and you’ll be demolished I hit the ball bam Then you gotta scram If you hit it back then I’ll overhead slam Your form is lazy and tired It’s almost as bad as your status on skyward Your strategies undesired If your future ‘ployers saw them they’d say “David you’re fired” I’m swinging my paddle so fast I’m making you run now you’re gassed I’m getting the points cuz your game is so trash Yeah 13 to 1 and the facts say alas Think you hit a winner? Please I’ll get to that ball with ease I’m lactose you’re me when I’m eating the cheese You don’t feel so good Ha imma steal Glynnis’ keys You’re head is a square, but I won’t go there That burn’s way too easy ‘cuz e-ver-y one’s aware of it Sip-ah-de above it David below me because I play the trumpet He play the bass APUSH FUNNY: Sipde why are you looking so blue Could it be youv'e tasted failure too? Don't forget the game you couldn't win I had you beat, you barked more than fin You're rhymes are trash, you better start leavin I got you feeling like balls, nuts Even I am a phoenix rising from the flames Can't stand the heat, that's pretty lame It's true, you are a tennis alumni You got the stuff for the pickleball grind But I am the spawn of Brenda and Pat The Lord smiles upon me, as well as my cat Your form is great just like your cologne Just watch your swing, don't break your collar- BONE I've left you with nowhere to go I'm not listening to you, I only listen to Toto LIL SIPDE: Wait, are those the guys who wrote Africa One hit wonder the with subpar stamina Makes sense my friend cuz you just like them Tired, weak, and overwhelmed APUSH FUNNY: You've told me you've been scared before My game only grows more and more I'm bringing the heat, I'm bringing the pain More than you felt on Marvin Lane LIL SIPDE: Hey now don’t off topic Ain’t getting pizza with Mario sonic We’re playing the game at which you are so lame 21 zero life like a video game APUSH FUNNY: No pizza with Sonic, please You'll be begging for cheese once I break your knees My shots have you trippin’ all over yourself I'm flowing just like I was Buddy the Elf Marvin lane! *inaudible* Marvin lane! *inaudible*
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