[Intro: Young Cword, Young Bacon'n'egger, Young Cword & Young Bacon'n'egger]
Ralph
And Piggy
Here on the track
We're super white
And we love to rap
Jack made this beat, and this song is wack
Stuck on this island. Wait, what is that?
[Verse 1: MC Baba Yega]
I'm the Lord of the Flies
I’m a symbol of fear
Don't step to me
Or you'll be crying tears
Boi the Lord of the Flies
I’m crazy my guys
I'm a head on a stick
And I'll be your demise
[Verse 2: Young Cword]
Okay, I’m Ralph I'm the leader of the crew
Protecting littluns is, what I do
I got the conch and I'm super handsome
Jack, don't hold piggy's glasses for ransom
[Verse 3: MC Baba Yega & Young Bacon'n'egger]
Piggy piggy piggy, you can't see
Sucks to your ass-mar, piggy can't breathe
Hey I'm Jack, and I like to hunt
But everyone knows I'm a bit of a-
-hi, I’m Piggy and can I please have my glasses?
On the beat I spit hot flows like molasses
I'm a man of science and logic too
Helping out Ralph with his stuff to do
[Verse 4: MC Baba Yega]
I'm head boy and got my own crew
The rhyme spittin' choir, I don't listen to you
You may be out here with your big conch stuntin'
But I be in the forests with my gang, huntin'
Drop kick a pigskin and call it a puntin'
These democratic fools can't tell me nothin'
We be bringin' home the bacon, day and the night
We hunt all day, you know what is right
We, cook it up, spit it, by the firelight
And all the choir boys, you know we is tight
[Verse 5: Young Bacon'n'egger]
We work and work, hour after hour
At the end of the day we all have a shower
While jack and his boys are out having fun
Me and Ralph out here, we be grindin' in the sun
Crankin' out shelters, protecting littluns
Crankin' out beats and hitting home runs
[Verse 6: Young Cword & MC Baba Yega]
On this tropical island, we are all alone
With no adults or telephones
We used Piggy's glasses to start a fire
That was my idea!
Shut up you fat liar
I'm done for a bit, let me rhyme my last lyric
Now I'm passing off the heat to the twins, Sam'n'Eric
[Verse 7: MC Baba Yega & Young Cword]
I'm Sam, I'm Eric, we tend to the fire
We are very young, what rhymes with fire
We sit and we watch all day and all night
Except when we sleep and turn out the light
Wait, aren't we supposed to keep the fire on?
I dunno, not my problem
Its just Ralph told us to keep the fire going so we
So we can get off the island
So lets just pretend that nothing is wrong
Just shut up Simon, lets get back to the song
[Beat switch]
[Verse 8: Young Cword & MC Baba Yega]
You good? I saw that the fire went out
We saw a big boogie and it made us shout
It was big
And tall
It could prolly eat us all
It was really really scary
It was lookin' kinda hairy
So we ran the heck away
So we could go and eat some berries
[Verse 9: MC Baba Yega & Young Bacon'n'egger]
Hey there Ralph, how's it goin' you
I think there's there's something that we need to do
We gotta kill the monster, make it hurt
We gotta beat that sucker into the dirt
We gotta murder that boogie, spill its blood
I'm gonna put on a mask-
-wait, isn't that mud?
[Verse 10: Young Cword]
Hold on there Jack, are you sure that's best
Are you sure your opinion doesn't differ from the rest?
Your ideas a little crazy and its gettin' kinda hazy
And these days we all think you're a little lazy
[Verse 11: Young Bacon'n'egger]
You never help out Ralph, Simon and I
And kind of overall you're not a nice guy
I think that your temper’s just startin' to blow
So just step aside and let Ralph run the show
[Verse 12: MC Baba Yega]
Look at you, standing in your boots, shakin'
You look surprised that I finally get a say in
What happens in this world when you make it
You suckers look hungry, good thing I've got bacon
You're a joke of a leader, we will slay that foul beast
But before we do that tonight we will feast!
[Verse 13: Young Cword]
Hi, I'm Simon, and now I'm dead
I went cuckoo crazy when I saw that head
Of a pig on a stick and then you all killed me
Just know that my parents will miss me dearly
[Verse 14: MC Baba Yega & Young Cword]
I'm sick and I'm tired of this endless chatter
I'm bored as hell (Jack, what's the matter?)
You talk and you talk and nothing gets done
I think these boys need a little more fun
So I'm leaving, I'm going out the front door
You're a bunch of suckers, I won't play anymore!
[Verse 15: Young Cword & Young Bacon'n'egger]
We don't need him Piggy, we got our own team
Honestly, I'm glad that he left the whole scene
His crazy tirade was a bit to the extreme
Plus that kid was kinda really mean
[Verse 16: Young Cword & Lil' Wolfie]
Hold up, where are you going?
Were going our own ways
We're done with this trap, we wanna see better days
That snack rat fool is a big time fraud
That mad man Jack broke up the whole squad
[Verse 17: Young Bacon'n'egger & Young Cword]
Wait a minute Ralph, have you seen my specs?
Oh, you mean the glasses that hang around your neck?
Yeah, they're gone I'd only just wiped them
That monster jack, he must've swiped 'em
[Verse 18: Young Cword]
Switched sides like we switched the beat
That maniac thief just stole our heat
We gave him some, now he wants more
If he wants beef we’ll give him a war
[Verse 19: Young Bacon'n'egger]
There's only two of us, everyone else is gone
We gotta cook him up like he's Szechuan
Roll up on that fool like I'm Kublai Khan
If he wants war we will ride at dawn
[Beat switch]
[Verse 20: Young Cword]
Hey there Jack, you crazy mutt
You're a terrible leader and a bit of a nut
Invading my camp and breakin' our hut
You look homeless fool, get a damn haircut
[Verse 21: Young Bacon'n'egger]
It was never okay to take my glasses
You flunked out of all your human kindness classes
Your a big mean bully and we’re the cops
Its the end of the line, your tirade must stop
[Verse 22: MC Baba Yega]
I don't think that's gonna happen any time soon
'cause its night time and your standing neath a full moon
You're in my domain surrounded by goons
Were all alone on this island, you could say we're maroon
Ralph, you're a joke of a leader
And in my new society your nothing but a bottom feeder
There's always work to be done while you’re chillin' in the sun
It was your fault you didn't count the littluns
Piggy Piggy Piggy you're all alone
With no mamma to cry to and nowhere to call home
Your a bit of a pig and you don't have any friends
I'm gonna break you in half like your spectacles lens
[Verse 23: Young Bacon'n'egger & Young Cword & MC Baba Yega]
You’re all damn crazy, this crap is absurd
I'm gonna go ham, i might say a bad word
You make fun of me, you laugh and you mock
I've had it with y'all, you can suck on my-
-rock!
[Beat switch]
[Outro: Young Cword]
Fire fire, forest on fire
Running through the rocks and trees
I'm getting kinda tired
My legs are shaky
My soul is shaky
I look back on the island
And see exactly what it made me
The boys are chasing
I'm currently facing
A situation life or death
My heart cannot stop racing
I'm racing
