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A Very Cocky Christmas Lyrics by LilCockPump

2018

[Intro: Johnny Mathis & LilCockPump]
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, (yuh, aye)
Everywhere you go, (Lil Cock, Lil Cock, aye, you heard?)
Take a look at the five and ten, it’s glistening once again, (aye)
With candy canes and silver lanes that glow, (aye, aye, aye)
[Verse 1: LilCockPump]
I gotta fess up like I'm Santa
I don't understand you
This beer I’ma hand you
This Christmas is lit
I feel like the shit
And I might fuck your bitch
But Santa is watching
I want a new cock pump
These bitches won't hop off
It's that time of year
Cocks spreading cheer
Fuck all the fear
Cock, what you hear?
Might fuck a deer and then I chug beer
Y'all haters some queers
And I'm seeing so clear that I am up next
And these bitches, they text
But I just ignore it
Yeah, y'all is some whores
And you just [?]
I need me some [?]
This bottle I pour
Yeah, bitch, I ain't Santa
I got this big sack
Love is just wack
I give you a smack
Smack, smack, smack on that ass, aye
[Verse 2: Khalil]
She said, "Eat my cookies", but no, I'm not Santa
I got two egos, no Hannah Montana
One time in concert, out in Indiana
There was a blunt, so I am the [?]
But it’s all good, cause it’s almost Christmas
Santa please get all my stuff from my wish list
I was so real about the [?]
I want them all and I need more attention
Look at me, I'm in the kitchen, I’m whippin', (whip!)
I [?], but that's none of my business, (he did it!)
I am so done, I ain't do no more [?]
Christmas is coming and I [?], (haha, yeah)
It’s time to be happy
No roof [?]
Your girl is with me, she calling me pappy
Look at her presents
No cocks in my heaven
She get it from 7/11, stupid
[Outro: Khalil]
Ha
Khalil
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LilCockPump

About “A Very Cocky Christmas” by LilCockPump

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