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Dirty Dog Lyrics by Lilcumonmyback

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[Intro]
Yo, I wanna fuck a trilobite, but I can't find it's pussy
Hold up, I'ma call Rite-Aid
[Verse 1]
I wanna make out with a tarantula
Fuck around and get that shit on camera
Suck up every last drop like I'm Dracula
Love 'em when they're wet like a canned tuna
Why do toddlers got dicks if I ain't supposed to taste 'em
Why do dogs got necks if I ain't supposed to break 'em
Why do cats got nine lives if I ain't supposed to take 'em
Why this bitch got toes?
Oh wait she don't, I fuckin' ate 'em
I'm a little OCD
Yeah I like to keep it clean
For instance every time I pee
I brush my dick until it bleeds
Eeniе meenie miney mo
Catch a t*ddler, givе him throat
If he hollers, pinch his nose and pop a load between his toes
If dick was coke, I'm Mike Tyson
Suckin' chode like a Dyson
Got more bars than Verizon
Pop your hymen just rhyming
If psilocybin weren't a crime
I'd be enlightened not high
And I wouldn't heighten my vices
Rolling the dice with my life
[Chorus]
I'm a dirty dog
Bitches better scurry off
Hack a loogie on the pussy
Suck it through a curly straw
If you're buzzing in my pocket
You can have my fuckin' wallet
You can call me Future
I can hear the perkies callin'
[Verse 2]
Uno dos tres, cuatro cinco
Put my balls on your dick, watch them fall like Plinko
I'm the type of nigga you don't wanna bring home
I'm stimulated but you know I don't drink coke
I'm very prone to breaking the law, Jim Crowe
Lil Cum stand out like a dick in gym clothes
A nigga suck more cocks than me? I don't think so
I win that fucking game like a dwarf wins limbo
Prop a midget on a cinder block
And dick her with my nigga cock
Piss in her like a litter box and hit her with a pickle jar
Take out them midget titties and I eat them like a Snickers Bar
Then leave that bitch tit-less outside a fucking liquor store
I creep and I crawl like a centipede through your halls
Don't fall asleep, I might just suck up all the skeet from your balls
You like the way that I walk, say you're wanting more than to fuck
But I can't love a hoe who's been with all the dudes on my block
I'm under-medicated
I got problems, I'm unstable
I ain't tryna fucking hide it
Tried that shit and I'm unable
Fuck around and turn the tables when I'm sucking babies' nipples
I'll Boonk Gang them out they cradle and bite off their little earlobes
Credits
Lilcumonmyback

Lilcumonmyback

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