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AUNTEATER Lyrics by ​lil.xylophone

AUNTEATER

2019

[Intro: lil.xylophone, Nick Colletti & Booty Sans]
Ayy shoutout to HavicK_15
Honey,  it's Grandpa, he's
He's  not gonna make it! - Mom hold on
Braeden shut the fuck up! (Ayy)
[Chorus: lil.xylophone]
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios,  Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies  and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I  thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more dick than a cheater
Like a salad, I like to seize her
This bass gives me a fucking seizure, 'cause
I’m  the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more Morts than a lemur
Shipping Billy and Karen Wheeler
Blowin full charge like I’m a repeater
[Verse 1: lil.xylophone]
You’re more gay than a sheep named jeb_
Suck my peepee, poopoo head
My mom owes me half a stack
Do not swear 'cause that shits wack
Just turn it on and you will see
That you belong in the company
Then we’ll fuck a couple (oof)
And you keep all the custody
[Chrorus: lil.xylophone]
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more dick than a cheater
Getting puss like Carl Wheezer
Bass gives me a fucking seizure, 'cause
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more Morts than a lemur
Shipping Billy and Karen Wheeler
Blowin full charge like I’m a repeater
[Verse 2: Booty Sans]
Money in my pocket
Money in my wallet
Money what I call it
I have a big wallet
Money on my mind like a toaster bath
I be kickin' bitches in the ass
I have a big booty and its bleeding, oh god (there's red coming out my asshole Jonny)
My ass is bleedin' like some blood
I do not even use a wad
I don't even use a condom
I don't use a condom
I don't need protection, I need babies
I don't need protection, I need rabies
My new bitch has rabies (bestiality gang, ayy ayy)
I be eatin' children, damn like supremeslushii
[Chrorus: lil.xylophone]
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more dick than a cheater
Getting puss like Carl Wheezer
Bass gives me a fucking seizure, 'cause
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more Morts than a lemur
Shipping Billy and Karen Wheeler
Blowin full charge like I’m a repeater
[Verse 3: lil.xylophone]
Beat on my meat cuz Nicole lookin' thicc and then
Darwin walked in and he sucked on my dick and
He took off his shoes and he lookin' quite neat and so
I ripped him off and I finished the deed
Gumball saw cum and she thought it was milk
So I hit the dab like I’m Dr. Phil
She actin so whiny, her time of the month?
So I left lift her skirt and I rub on her - what?
[Bridge: lil.xylophone]
Genius lyrics full green
’Cause you’re as dumb as auto-steam
My Mom says to act my age
And yet I am sixteen
Now I’m getting mad stacks
5 Subscribers, mad facts
And a Minecraft girlfriend on the side, and
[Chorus: lil.xylophone]
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more dick than a cheater
Like a salad, I like to seize her
This bass gives me a fucking seizure, 'cause
I’m the aunt eater, I bang her then feed her
Spaghettios, Cheerios, yummy ones and zeros
Kissies and uwus and huggies and wubbies and
Ready my stubby then rubby to ‘Tubbies
I thought you said Weast, more green than the Beast
More ass than a priest, more Morts than a lemur
Gettin’ puss like Carl Wheezer
Blowin full charge like I’m a repeater
[Outro]
I come over to drink this water, okay?
It's water fountain!
I-I go and press it
It's cum water, why is it white?

About “AUNTEATER” by ​lil.xylophone

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