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Everybody Hates Linux Lyrics by Linux

Everybody Hates Linux

2016

Have you ever worked so hard?
Have you ever tried your best?
Ever take one step back and think about how Linux feels?
Look across the crowded club
Always brings the sickest looks
If we take one step back and tell her how we really feel

Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hate Linux
Everybody hates Linux
Oh yes they really do
Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hates Linux
They wish they had never met you
Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hates Linux
Yes they really do
Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hates Linux
Everybody hates Linux
They wish they never met you

Who me? You all hate me? How I got everyone talking
I walk in, the lights flashing, the cameras on, they all snapping
Thats my bottle you all drinking
Thats my blunt you all passing
And if I'm not mistaking, this my song
You listening?

Yeah, we all hate linux
I walk in calm all you do is panic
If you're the shit I'm the fucking diuretic
You call the shots, I'm the fucking diabetic
Cali girl so border WeHo, I ran away back to Chicago, NYC like three months ago, Linux here, yeah I stole the show
Linux here, yeah I stole the show
Stole your beer and did all your blow
Wet from all of the drinks you throw
Then I dry off with versace coats

Why can't we all get along?
I just think fighting is so, so wrong
Why can't we all get along?
Then Linux would never even have to write this song

Hey, remember me, it's Linux, um, um thought you'd stop her
Though she was a bottom
Thought she quit, thought that was all done
Then she went and released the fucking album
(Linux)
I'm the one over six foot five, I'm the one with my hair too high
I'm the one with my looks too wide then you wanna say I stole your vibe
You take any credit like I just lied when you just swipe credit, your shit arrives
My party owns Saturday night and I'm the one who just arrived

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux

Wait, no wait, I swear I'm nice, even though you covered me with bottle service ice
Wait, maybe I should think twice before I ask that tranny whats her old dick size
Wait, no wait, I swear it's fine, I'm just ego tripping from all of these lights
Wait, no maybe, I am out of line, has linny-linny-linny gone too far this time?
Maybe this is why everybody hates me
Maybe this is why I should leave the city
Go back to Wisconsin and live like the fifties
Find a nice husband, shut up and just look pretty
Fifty, pretty she thinks she's witty
This beat so sweet she tastes like iced tea
She preaching like she is Whitney
And she askin why y'all hate me

Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, e-everybody, everybody hates Linux
Everybody, everybody, everybody hates Linux
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About “Everybody Hates Linux” by Linux

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