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Pretty Penis (skit) Lyrics by Liquid Richard

THE LAST HOORAH

2018

[Intro]
How many times a day do I masturbate?
Uh, does half a time a day count?
I mean like, there sometimes I masturbate and I just don't finish
And I get tired, because I'm fat and weak
I kinda just give up
I look down, I can never see my dick
So I can't see it when I'm having sex
I can't see it, you know
So I don't ever get to see the penetration
Or anything like that
I like the guy to have a pretty penis too
I don't have a sex drive, so I don't have nothin' to mess up
I also don't have any girls that are into me anyway
Like um
[Verse]
Two, three, four
Penis
Oh penis
Penis if you will
Send a little girl for me to thrill
A girl who loves my kisses and my arms
A girl with all the charms of you
Penis make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brightest stars up in the sky
And place them in her eyes, for me
Penis, goddess of love that you are
Penis, goddess of love that you are
Penis, penis
My penis
Your penis
Penis, your penis
Your penis, oh
Penis
I like the guy to have a pretty penis too
Credits
Liquid Richard

Liquid Richard

About “Pretty Penis (skit)” by Liquid Richard

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"Pretty Penis (skit)" appears on "THE LAST HOORAH" in 2018.

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