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Crushing On Straight Girls Lyrics by Lisa Heller

2024

[Verse 1]
If this were a rom-com, I'd be the best friend
Platonic, it's ironic 'cause you're in my bed
Complainin' about how much you hate men
[Verse 2]
If this were the 50's, we'd split a milkshake
Sprinkling on hope 'til he picks you up for your first date
And he'd probably be late (Do you want me to wait?)
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I got a type that never bites back
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Make it make sense
(Need a taste test)
[Chorus]
Nothin' worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture, and it hurts
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbеd by a knife
Pull out my eyes
'Causе I'd rather die, yeah
Nothin' worse in this world
Than crushin' on straight girls
[Verse 3]
If I'm bein' honest, there's a sick part of me
It's kind of an asshole, misery loves company
But at the end, I end up bein' lonely
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I got a type that never bites back
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Make it make sense
(Need a taste test)
[Chorus]
Nothin' worse in this world, yeah
No deeper torture, and it hurts
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes
'Cause I'd rather die, yeah
Nothin' worse in this world
Than crushin' on straight girls
[Bridge]
Ooh, ooh, ooh
I got a type that never bites back
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Isn't everyone a little bit gay?
Well, I'm crushin' on straight girls
[Outro]
Nothin' worse in this world
I'd rather be buried alive
Get stabbed by a knife
Pull out my eyes
Fuck it, I'll fuck your guy
Nothin' worse in this world
Than crushin' on straight girls
Credits
Lisa Heller

Lisa Heller

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