Part One: Janet Sinclair
[Intro]
Janet Sinclair, Janet Sinclair
Oh yeah, oh yeah
[Chorus]
If you have a problem in your love affair
If you have a problem in your love affair
Just write to Janet Sinclair
Just write to Janet Sinclair
[Verse 1]
If you feel ashamed, don't tell her your name
Tell her your damn complain
If you feel ashamed, don't tell her your name
Tell her your damn complain
[Chorus]
I have a problem in my love affair
I have a problem in my love affair
I'm gonna write to Janet Sinclair
I'm gonna write to Janet Sinclair
[Verse 2]
'Cause I'm not feeling ashamed (But)
'Cause I'm not feeling ashamed (No)
I'm not feeling ashamed
I'm gonna write to Janet Sinclair
I'm gonna write to Janet Sinclair
[Refrain]
Janet Sinclair, Janet Sinclair
Janet Sinclair, Janet Sinclair (Yes)
[Chorus]
If you have a problem in your love affair
If you have a problem in your love affair
Just write to Janet Sinclair
Just write to Janet Sinclair
[Verse 3]
'Cause if you feel ashamed, don't tell her your name
Just tell her your damn complain
Just tell her your damn complains
[Refrain]
Janet Sinclair, Janet Sinclair, Janet Sinclair
You better be well, Janet Sinclair
[Verse 4]
I'm not ashamed to sign my name
I'm not ashamed to sign my name
To Janet Sinclair (Woah, yeah, yeah)
[Outro]
Woah, yeah, Janet Sinclair, Janet Sinclair
You better be well, Janet Sinclair
Part Two: Toast by Billy Boyo & Little John
[Intro - Little John & Billy Boyo]
If you have a problem in your lovers affair (Rabbit)
If you have a problem in your lovers affair
Just write to Janet Sinclair (Bim)
[Verse 1 - Little John & Billy Boyo]
And mi say, if you feel shame, no bother tell her your name
Mi said, just tell her your damn complain
Mi are go tell her say mi live over Spain
And Lord, mi are go tell her say mi live pon the lane
Cah Lord, I say mi foot, Lord-God, it have a strain
Jah man, I said that mi and little John, a now we walk down di lane
Lord-God, a fi go check out Helen
Cah tell you, Lord-God, a fi go check Sister Jane
Lord, di two of we, we just a walk through di street (Hey)
[Bridge: Little John & Billy Boyo]
Cah, mi say, who?
And mi say, what?
And mi say, who?
And mi say, what?
Janet Sinclair! (Hey)
[Verse 2: Little John & Billy Boyo]
Cah mi say, if you have a problem in your lovers affair (Rabbit)
If you have a problem in your lovers affair
Just write on to Janet Sinclair (Bim)
And mi say, if you feel shame, no bother tell her your name
If you feel shame, no bother tell her your name
Mi are go tell her mi damn complain (Lord)
Lord, mi are go tell her say mi live over Spain
Woah, mi are go tell her say mi live pon di lane
Lord, mi are go tell her say mi foot have a strain
Lord, mi are go tell her say mi live down di lane
Lord, di two a we, we have fi walk to di street
Roy have a girlfriend, name is Jean
[Bridge: Little John & Billy Boyo]
Janet Sinclair! (You better beware)
Janet Sinclair! (Boom)
Janet-a-Sinclair
[Verse 3: Little John & Billy Boyo]
Cah mi say, give mi little loving, sister
Cah mi say, give mi little loving, sister
Mi little sister, di boy dem a trickster
Mi little sister, di boy dem a jester
Cah dem a come and dem a wear polyester
I say fi give mi little loving, sister (Bim)
Give mi little loving, sister
Cah Jah Jah know say that you are mi lover
Give mi little loving, sister
Mi little sister, di boy dem a trickster (Rabbit)
Mi little sister, di boy dem a trickster
And you fi give mi little loving, sister
And when mi tell her dat, she say "dat no matter"
But you fi give mi little loving, sister (Bim)
But you fi give mi little loving, sister
[Bridge: Billy Boyo]
Who? And mi say, what?
Cah, mi say, who?
And mi say, what?
[Verse 4: Little John & Billy Boyo]
And you fi give mi little loving, sister (Right)
You fi give mi little loving, sister (Ribbit)
Some of dem dress up in a polyester (Boom)
Wear a Clarks booty, we no wear Cougar (Hey)
[Outro: Little John & Billy Boyo]
Say, if you have a problem in your lovers affair
If you have a problem in your lovers affair
Just write on to Janet Sinclair (Rabbit)
