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Bouncer’s Conversation Lyrics by Liz Phair

comeandgetit - EP

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[Verse 1]
See that girl alone
Dressed all in her evening clothes?
She's dying
'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up
Pull her out of line
Stick her in a waiting room
And ignore her
'Til her face gets really bloated
[Chorus]
And I wonder what it's like
To be suckin' all the time
You never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Leanin' in the window
[Verse 2]
See that amazon?
Her head looks like its connected to
Her shoulders
They look like little boulders
Turn her 'round and 'round
Take a mental picture of her naked
Inebriated
Face down on the linoleum
[Chorus]
And I wonder what it's like
To be suckin' all the time
You never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Walkin' to the dressing room
[Refrain]
What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
[Chorus]
And I wonder what it's like
To be suckin' all the time
You never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Headin' to the barrio
[Chorus]
With a faggot on her left
And a faggot on her right
And my dick is getting limp
'Cause the chicks all suck tonight
And the band is such a bore
And I've seen it all before
And there's sugar
Making me a video
[Refrain]
What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
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Liz Phair

Liz Phair

About “Bouncer’s Conversation” by Liz Phair

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"Bouncer’s Conversation" appears on "comeandgetit - EP".

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