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Dentist! Lyrics by Lokeigh

If I Had Words

2013

[Verse 1]
When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My momma noticed funny things I did
Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my momma said...
(What did she say?)

[Pre-Chorus]
She said, "My boy I think, someday
You'll find a way
You'll find a way
To make your natural tendencies pay"

[Chorus]
"You'll be a dentist
Since you've a habit for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane, oh
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success"

[Verse 2]
(Here he is girls, he's the leader of the plaque)
(Watch him suck up that gas, oh my god)
(He is a dentist and he'll never be any good)
(Who'd want their teeth done by the Marquis De Sade?)
(Oh, that hurts!) (Oh, no no!)
Aw, shut up, open wide, here I come

[Chorus]
I am your dentist
And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist
And I get off from the pain I inflict
(I really love it!)

[Bridge]
I thrill when I fill a bicuspid
Though people will tell me I'm maladjusted
But somewhere in heaven above me
I know that my mother's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist
And a success

[Outro]
Say, "Ahhh" (Ahhhh!)
Say, "Ahhh" (Ahhhh!)
Okay guys, one more time
Say, "Ahhh" (Ahhhh!)
Now, spit!
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About “Dentist!” by Lokeigh

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"Dentist!" appears on "If I Had Words" in 2013.

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