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Fakest Bitch Lyrics by London Grammar

The Greatest Love (Deluxe)

2024

[Verse 1]
Talking about miracles
The fakest bitch in all the world
Fingernails that make me curl, uh-huh
Given half the chance you'd steal my man
Think I'm naive
Girl, you can give it up, uh-huh
I saw your mum across the road
I feel guilt, and it hurts my soul
Maybe if she loved your dad
You'd have the things that you should have had
We'd be friends for real, not popping party pills, uh-huh, uh-huh
[Pre-Chorus]
You always point at me and dance
When we're alone, you'll hold my hand
[Chorus]
People don't change, people stay the same
We are what we are, when you're falling apart
Don't turn to me with the driest, with the driest tears
That you've been fakin', fakin' for years
[Post-Chorus]
Uh-huh, uh-huh
[Verse 2]
I no longer pick up the telephone
A friendship you will never know
The coolest river undisturbed, uh-huh
My grandma, a story that she told
Never burn yourself to run from cold
Believe me I'd rather be alone
Than let you turn me into stone
But slowly as you realise
I figured out the big surprise
There's not really much going on inside, uh-huh
[Pre-Chorus]
You always point at me and dance
When we're alone, you hold my hand
[Chorus]
People don't change, people stay the same
We are what we are, when you're falling apart
Don't turn to me with the driest, with the driest tears
That you've been fakin', fakin' for years
[Bridge]
And you're at the bar with my boyfriend behind my back
You'll say that you were bonding over your panic attacks
And I know you get a kick if I react, so I'll never react
[Chorus]
People don't change, they just stay the same
We are what we are, when you're falling apart
Don't turn to me with the driest, with the driest tears
'Cause you're the fakest, fakest bitch
Credits
London Grammar

London Grammar

About “Fakest Bitch” by London Grammar

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"Fakest Bitch" appears on "The Greatest Love (Deluxe)" in 2024.

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