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Vlad The Impaler Is My Ancestor, So You Should Date Me Lyrics by London Rainn

2022

[Chorus]
Vlad the Impaler is my ancestor
So won’t you date me?
Won’t you date me?
Vlad the Impaler is my ancestor
So you should date me
[Verse 1]
Oh fuck I think I sat on
The cigarettes
Well shit
That’s okay
They’re bad for my health anyways
[Chorus]
(Spike through my chest)
Vlad the Impaler is my ancestor
So you should date me
You should date me, oh
Vlad the Impaler is my ancestor
So you should date me
[Verse 2]
Oh fuck I think I sat on
The cigarettes
Well shit
That’s okay
Because they’re bad for my health
Anyways
But neither is a vampire
As a partner
Cause I’d lose my blood
No losing blood is probably bad
I think
For my health and
Well, you should date
Anyways
[Spoken outro]
Yeah, you’re a really beautiful vampire
And I think, I think
We should go on a couple dates
Maybe see a movie
I don’t, I don’t-
Maybe play some fucking Skyrim?
I don’t fucking know
You- you should date me
Did I- did I tell you?
Vlad the Impaler is my ancestor
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London Rainn

London Rainn

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