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Semon on My Couch Lyrics by London Yellow

2018

[Chorus: London Yellow]
I got, I got, I got, I got
Peepee small amount and I got semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch, don't talk about it
Small talk like, "How was your day?"
"Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great"
"How about you?"
"I'm good me too"
[Verse 1: London Yellow]
When there's awkward silence, a gay baby is born
Go back home, just to beat my dick (Yeah!)
Sperm on my couch gotta clean that eventually
Jerking through memory, (So thick!)
Got a little plump booty and her titties real big
Wanna kiss on her lips (Yummy!)
Rub on her butt, suck on her tits
Gave her my kids (Okay)
Suck on my ball and my dick, until it spit (Yeah)
You got a boyfriend, I hope he doesn't miss ya
London Yellow finna be bigger than Wiz Khalifa
We could play Smash Bros, order some pizza
Heard I'm good at eating pussy, bitch I might eat ya (Yummy!)
That's the game I'm spit inside my head
But in real life, say some pussy shit instead
And she leaves my text on read
Fuck it though, peepee still get harder than rigomo
Beat on my weewee 'till peepee come out black and blue
[Chorus: London Yellow]
I got, I got
Peepee small amount and I got semen on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I ain't a bitch I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?"
"Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great"
"How about you?"
"I'm good, me too"
[Verse 2: AWFM]
If I bought you a T.V. dinner would you let me fuck?
'Cause I just went shopping and my dick is throbbing
A little in the course of getting in the chorus
If you turn me down, then the hue of my balls will surely be blue
Blew it in princess that's double stress
Blew it in two Blue Jays having sex
Blew it in my dick head with Smurfette came over and finished giving me neck
My standards are low as fuck
So where's the stressful partner, I am elite
If they're smoking the fur, I'm coughing up geese
I don't give a fuck, bitch I will still eat
She declined, started to run
No matter how much I beg and I plead
Nothing's to this lady I'm forced to go home and beat my meat
Down to the ground
All around the fucking town
From the top of the mainstream to the fucking underground
I hope she blows her back 'cause now I do not even have a penis
Just a tombstone growing from my pelvis, rest in peaces
[Chorus: London Yellow]
I got peepee small amount and I got semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch, I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?"
"Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great"
"How about you?"
"I'm good me too"
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got
Peepee small amount and I got semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch, I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?"
"Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great"
"How about you?"
"I'm good me too" (I'm good me too, I'm good me too)
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London Yellow

London Yellow

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