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Autobarb Lyrics by Longstocking

Once Upon a Time Called Now

1997

[Verse 1]
And now she's waiting for the pope in Rome
To etch her holy name in the book of saints
Now she's turning in her grave
She waits for her holy man to help her turn the page

[Pre-Chorus]
And now she's waiting for her right hand man
To show her all the necessary tricks of the trade
So she'll keep a steady beat
That he's asked her kindly to graciously complete

[Chorus]
She's talking about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's laughing about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's talking about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's laughing about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's talking about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's laughing about nothing

[Verse 2]
She rides around on an automatic donkey
She puts the knife in as she pats you on the back
She wrote the book on how to fuck a monkey
She'll reassure you that you are quite a man
Yeah, you are quite a man
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah

[Pre-Chorus]
And now she's trading in her soul for time
So the meter won't run out on her
In the middle of her dream come true
She's all alone now with nothing left to do

[Chorus]
She's talking about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's laughing about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's talking about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's laughing about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's talking about nothing
(What's so great about her?)
She's laughing about nothing

[Outro]
She rides around on an automatic donkey
She puts the knife in as she pats you on the back
She wrote the book on how to fuck a monkey
To reassure you that you are quite a man
Yeah, you are quite a man
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ah
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Longstocking

Longstocking

About “Autobarb” by Longstocking

Read the complete lyrics to "Autobarb" by Longstocking from the album "Once Upon a Time Called Now" in 1997. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Noise Pop, Rock, Indie Rock.

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"Autobarb" is credited to Longstocking. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Autobarb" appears on "Once Upon a Time Called Now" in 1997.

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