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Kalmageddon Lyrics by Lordi

The Monsterican Dream

2004

[Verse 1]
You start to feel the cold
Now you believe the tales you been told
He's here, he's at your door
The grim reaper's son we can't ignore

[Pre Chorus]
The age of ruin is upon us all
Praying's just a waste of your time
The dead walk as the master calls
Leads the herd to the beat of the chimes

[Chorus]
Kalmageddon! The man outta hell
Kalmageddon! He casts an evil spell
Surrender your soul and those you treasure the most
Kalmageddon! Praise the unholy ghost

[Verse 2]
You're counting in the dark
The last beats of your pounding heart
The tales you heard are true
Your scream is silenced as the cold hands engulf you

[Pre Chorus]
The age of ruin is upon us all
Praying's just a waste of your time
The dead walk as the master calls
Leads the herd to the beat of the chimes

[Chorus]
Kalmageddon! The man outta hell
Kalmageddon! He casts an evil spell
Surrender your soul and those you treasure the most
Kalmageddon! Praise the unholy ghost

[Chorus]
Kalmageddon! The man outta hell
Kalmageddon! He casts an evil spell
Surrender your soul and those you treasure the most
Kalmageddon! Kneel before the unholy ghost

[Outro]
Kalmageddon! Kneel before the unholy ghost
Kalmageddon! Kneel before the unholy ghost
Kalmageddon! Kneel before the unholy ghost

Boy, you scare me one more time
And I'm locking you down in the cellar
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About “Kalmageddon” by Lordi

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"Kalmageddon" appears on "The Monsterican Dream" in 2004.

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