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The British are Coming! Lyrics by Loser Club

2022

[Intro: gatos]
Uh, bitches be british uh, bitches be
Ay huh, bitches be, huh
Bitches be british uh
Uh, bitches be uh
Bitches be uh, bitches be uh what
Huh, bitches be uh, bitches be uh
Bitches be
[Pre-Chorus: Jimmy]
Bitches they be british
If you send, then you'll be fucking finished
They call us a “BOY” band cause we get no bitches (none)
And if your not with us you be getting stitches
Bitches they be british
If you send, then you'll be fucking finished
They call us a “BOY” band cause we get no bitches (none)
And if your not with us you be getting stitches
[Chorus: gatos]
Watch out, the british are coming
Musket, buck teeth, send all the bitches running
Crumpets, tea, biscuits, incoming
I just saw yo mom and that lass look stunning
I just popped a perc with the queen, not stopping
Roast dinner, fish and chips, bitch got options
Flat cap, boots and trench, I’m copping
Crashed our boats, call that shit double docking
[Verse 1: gatos]
Pull up wit a sword, I’ma slice a bitch a haircut (ay)
Snipe Indian bitches, I don’t need no fucking red dot
Fucking in disabled, I don’t really wanna get caught (nah)
When I’m spitting the flame, I leave the fucking spread on
Cause I’m gonna spread yo bitch cheeks, on this meat
She call me up like 6 weeks
She tells me, that I didn’t use no Jimmy’s (no jimmy’s)
Wait hold up, shit, I think I got S to the TD’s
What bitch, what bitch
I’m bare booty naked up in this shit (yep)
Like I invade her pussy like I am the Brits (on god)
If you talking that shit well you gon get this shit mm
Run yo muhfucking pockets (bitch)
Jimbo and dossy, nobody can stop us (facts)
When I drop tracks I can give you one promise
It will be good because I am no novice bitch
[Pre-Chorus: Jimmy]
Bitches they be british
If you send, then you'll be fucking finished
They call us a “BOY” band cause we get no bitches (none)
And if your not with us you be getting stitches (uh)
Bitches they be british
If you send, then you'll be fucking finished
They call us a “BOY” band cause we get no bitches (none)
And if your not with us you be getting stitches (yuh)
[Chorus: gatos]
Watch out, the british are coming
Musket, buck teeth, send all the bitches running
Crumpets, tea, biscuits, incoming
I just saw yo mom and that lass look stunning
I just popped a perc with the queen, not stopping
Roast dinner, fish and chips, bitch got options
Flat cap, boots and trench, I’m copping
Crashed our boats, call that shit double docking
[Verse 2: Jimmy]
Pull up on them lassies with the musket, just it
Then bend them over, hit them from the back like the butt sex
Pick her up and take her to the UK, ok
Down her pants, she got a dick like you gay, bitch made
Hit her with the hook made fist
And she kissing on my tip for the tea and crumpets
You know she proper fit, and my dick she loves it
Her fanny smell like fish, so I flee and run shit
She saying innit, and on my dick she be spinning
And her mans is pissed so I hand him 10 quid
But he throws it at me so I know I'm finished
Man the girl was clarted, not worth it innit
So I'm running down the street and I'm knackered (yuh)
This mans got no teeth and that's facts man (yuh)
Condom on my dick and my sack man (yuh)
My face in her cherries like pac-man (yuh)
[Pre-Chorus: Jimmy]
Bitches they be british
If you send, then you'll be fucking finished
They call us a “BOY” band cause we get no bitches (none)
And if your not with us you be getting stitches
Bitches they be british
If you send, then you'll be fucking finished
They call us a “BOY” band cause we get no bitches (none)
And if your not with us you be getting stitches
[Chorus: gatos]
Watch out, the british are coming
Musket, buck teeth, send all the bitches running
Crumpets, tea, biscuits, incoming
I just saw yo mom and that lass look stunning
I just popped a perc with the queen, not stopping
Roast dinner, fish and chips, bitch got options
Flat cap, boots and trench, I’m copping
Crashed our boats, call that shit double docking
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