Colonial Type Beat Lyrics by Loser Interface

2025

[Spoken]
\nGeorge Washington:
\nOhhhh, what was that American?
\nWhat did you say?
\n
\nRandom American I think:
\n(I couldn't hear you off this ship!)
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nThat's what I thought! Can't hear you from up here
\nIn fact, remember THEY left us!
\n
\nServant:
\n(Yes they did! But what else?)
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nThey wanted freedom!
\n
\nServant:
\n(FREEDOM YOU SAY?!)
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nAt least that's what they said...
\n
\nServant:
\n(mwahahaha! FREEDOM!)
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nNono nay nay nay... I'll show you what real freedom is, BITCH
\n
\nServant:
\n(FROM ENGLAND!)
\n
\n
\n[Rap]
\nGeorge Washington:
\nYou say... you want freedom?
\nYou want independence? (PENDENCE!)
\nYOU ARE ONES WITH YOUR MUSKET! (MUSKET!!)
\nNow you're with your ascendance (THE KING!)
\n
\nI came over SEAS! (SET SAIL!)
\nNow you're in shambles, you said we should fight them! (WARR!!)
\nBoy, that's a gamble
\n
\n
\n[Spoken]
\nServant:
\nAH how foolish!
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nThese people so uncivilized
\n
\nServant:
\nWaitwaitwaitwaitwait, I have a message!
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nReally? What is it?
\n
\nServant:
\nFirst, let me unravel my scroll...
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nPRAY TELL!
\n
\n
\n[Rap]
\nServant:
\nI'll lay it all out on the table
\nMusket and quiver and bow
\nAnd then I must inform you, precisely how this will go...
\n
\nFirst, I storm into your homestead (PROPERTY)
\nGive your maiden a ride (HORSE-BACK)
\nAnd then she gave me roadhead (TAXES)
\nAnd then I waved "goodbye" (𝒯𝒶𝒯𝒶)
\n
\nWhy are you running? (Waltz!)
\nIs it the British you fear? (𝓃𝒶𝓎)
\n"Oh the British are coming!" (AH-A-A-A-A-AAA!!!!)
\n
\nWhere's Paul Revere?
\n
\n
\n(proceed with the wickedest beat drop)
\n
\n
\n[Spoken]
\nSpokesman:
\nHEAR YE HEAR YE!
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nGREAT HEAVENS, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
\n
\nServant:
\nYOU'VE LED THEM STRIAGHT TO US!!
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nPRAY TELL I'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!
\n
\nServant:
\nHE'S THICKER THAN BIG BEN?!?!?!
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nYou 𝓅𝑒𝒶𝓈𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈 are not ready for this one...
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nOooouughghhhh....
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nI'm about to write a sonnet...
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nOH NONONONONONONONONONO...
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nI'M NOT SCARED OF THE BRITISH. (WHO WOULD BE?)
\nTHEY FEAR MY MIDNIGHT RIDE
\nFOR I CAME WITH THEIR MAIDEN
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nWHO?
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nELIZABETH BY MY SIDE...
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nTHE QUEEN?!
\n
\nOur men took one minute (AT EASE)
\nYour men took an OW-WA (EMBARASSING)
\nWhile you were playing cricket...
\nWE WERE PUSHING POWDAW!!!
\n
\nServant:
\nKING!?!?!
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nSTOP THIS NONSENSE AND MEET ME AT THE HARBOR
\nAND IF YOU WANT YOUR TEABAG?
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nMUMMY!!!!!
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nCOME SEE THE FOUNDING FATHA
\n
\nGeorge Washington:
\nI DON'T WANT TOO!!!!
\n
\nPaul Revere:
\nLET'S GO GEORGE FOR GEORGE
\nOUR PRESIDENT THEN YOUR KING
\nAND WHEN THE DUST IS SETTLED
\nTHEN YOU'LL SEE HOW FREEDOM RINGS
\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
\n
\n(DINGG)
\n
\nServant:
\nOOHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO\n\n

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Loser Interface

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