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Cannibal’s Lament Lyrics by Lubricated Goat

Paddock of Love

1988

[Verse 1]
While we dined, T.V. was on
The singer was cute but the song was pulp
Let me say right here and now
I could've dug her with a knife and fork
[Verse 2]
That pigs as long as us should taste so good
It's a crime
Such talent lurks in animals like us
What a waste
[Verse 3]
Social animals at a dinner party
Gossiped about the chicken and the pig
Who made a pair
Someone said, "Let's eat!"
The long pig was worried
He was reassured
[Verse 4]
There's no reason to worry
You're on the menu tonight, tonight
Why, there's no reason to worry
You're on the menu tonight
[Chorus]
He was the longest pig you ever did see
He was as human as can be
The longest pig you ever did see
Was as human as can be
He was the longest pig you ever did see
He was as human as can be
The longest pig you ever did see
Wanted to boar the sow
[Outro]
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Come on, grunt!
Grunt!
Credits
Lubricated Goat

Lubricated Goat

About “Cannibal’s Lament” by Lubricated Goat

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"Cannibal’s Lament" appears on "Paddock of Love" in 1988.

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