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Floppy Cock Lyrics by Luke Stone

Artificial Popstar

2019

[Intro]
Jason's on the sofa and he's going through his phone
To search for a girl to take home
But she will have a nasty shock when she sees Jason's floppy cock
'Cus Jason can't get it up
[Verse 1]
So I was a friend and told him not to feel bad
It happens to most of us sometimes
You've gotta raise your confidence, don't be a slave to impotence
And your penis will work again just fine
Maybe it has happened 'cus you feel down?
And maybe that's why you can't get it up?
But if you keep on doing lines, the only thing you're bound to find
Is a floppy cock and disappointed eyes
[Chorus]
He can't rise to attention
Attention means an erection
It happens all the time and it's a burden on his life
It feels like pushing rope with Jason's floppy cock
[Verse 2]
If you see him with a beer it must be Jason
He keeps on doing things that do not help
He has got a broken penis all the years he gave to Jesus
Are not helping now it won't work by itself
Every girl he dates is dissapointed
'Cus even when it works there's not enough
He once went three-ways with Liam
Maybe that could be the reason?
Why his cock doesn't work the same as it did before
[Chorus]
He can't rise to attention
Attention means an erection
It happens all the time and it's a burden on his life
It feels like pushing rope with Jason's floppy cock
He can't rise to attention
Attention means an erection
It happens all the time and it's a burden on his life
It feels like pushing rope with Jason's floppy cock
[Bridge]
Jason's on the sofa and he's going through his phone
To search for a girl to take home
But She will have a nasty shock when she sees Jason's floppy cock
'Cus Jason can't get it up
[Chorus]
He can't rise to attention
Attention means an erection
It happens all the time and it's a burden on his life
It feels like pushing rope with Jason's floppy cock
[Outro]
It feels like pushing rope with Jason's floppy cock
It feels like pushing rope with Jason's floppy cock
Credits
Luke Stone

Luke Stone

About “Floppy Cock” by Luke Stone

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"Floppy Cock" appears on "Artificial Popstar" in 2019.

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