[Intro: Boogie]
Twas the night before Christmas, the living lay snug
Oblivious to those hunting for holiday blood
Dreams of excitement for the day to come
Only to be woke by the mob and the bed
Goddammit Boogie! Get the fuck up! Grab your gun! Bah Humbug!
[Verse 1: Boogie]
Since day one it's been Fuck Christmas
Bah Humbug! Yeah man! It's Fuck Christmas!
I don't know about y'all but Saint Nicholas
Can eat a dick on this holiday, Fuck Christmas
I've been sippin' Red Bull, I'm up late
Plottin' on this motherfucker I know that he's a fake
Posted in my closet, man, I'm tryin' to stay awake
Got my Swishers in a bag, now it's time to get baked
I'ma smoke this blunt, then it's back to business
It's time I mark this jolly fat fuck off my shitlist
Naughty or nice, hе checks his list twice
But once I see this mothеrfucker I swear it's on sight
[Verse 2: Krawley]
December 25th, man, I hate Christmas
Wakin' up and throw Saint Nick up on my hitlist
I'm just a certified creature, can't miss this
Giving out neck slits, grinding into red mist
Fuck Santa, I can't take another year
Every town, I got Mariah in my fuckin' ear
I swear to Nimrod I hear the damn song again
Turn into Krampus and I'm killin' and I'm murderin'
I'm goin' ballistic if I hear some fuckin' carols
Comin' with that bullshit, it'll be like Hansel & Gretel (Hansel & Gretel)
I'ma pop the door open, put your head to this metal
You better be prayin' to God 'cause you's about to meet The Devil (Fuck it!)
[Chorus: Lee Carver & Bukshot]
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
[Post-Chorus: Str8jaket]
Christmas thrills, Christmas chills
From the rooftop 'bove their homes
They'll hum, it's holly jolly fun
'Til the mob comes, Bah Humbug!
[Verse 3: Bukshot]
I don't understand why they scream "Bah Humbug!"
'Cause me, I like Christmas, Boogie is a dumbfuck
When I was little Mom and Daddy didn't have the
Money to spend foolishly and who the fuck was Santa?
When I was five they told me 'bout the lie
Saint Nick was some made up story 'bout this guy
Bringin' presents to every single little boy and girl
If they were good for their parents all across the world
My mom and dad were Christians, they did not believe in fibbin'
Tellin' stories to their children 'bout some man who don't exist and
Comin' down our chimney in a bright red suit
No bag full of toys or reindeer on the roof
Just my momma and my daddy and a Christmas tree
And a handful of gifts if I got lucky (Ho! Ho! Ho!)
But it was cool, I minded my business
Years later, still not a hater
Like these other fools, I don't hate Christmas
I embrace it and anticipate it
Santa hoodie on, love the weather
Got Telly and Titan in Christmas sweaters
Makin' up for what I never got for both my kids
Got a real big list with ideas for gifts
See I love the holidays, I want all the smoke
Spendin' time with the family and I'm prayin' it snows
[Chorus: Lee Carver & Bukshot]
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
[Post-Chorus: Str8jaket]
Christmas thrills, Christmas chills
From the rooftop 'bove their homes
They'll hum, it's holly jolly fun
'Til the mob comes, Bah Humbug!
[Verse 4: Turncoat Dirty]
Got The Jingle Bell Glock for The Grinch and Scrooge
If you on that Bah Humbug!, bitch, you're screwed
You'll have us coming down the chimney with a blick, then boom
Give you an all holy night, have you switchin' tunes
Merry Christmas! Yeah we standin' on business
Santa drop the hammer, now he comin' with a hitlist
If you naughty then the shottie leave no witness
I'm tellin' everybody better get up on this shit quick
I stuff these stockings though we droppin' by to see ya
Better get to shoppin' or it's poppin' by the heater
The season's greeters' spreading holiday cheer
Whether you like it or you don't, ho, the holiday's here
Put your ugly sweaters on, I wanna see you get jolly
If you need a little help, then fire up and hit the holly
Or keep them eyes peeled 'cause it might be him
He gon' have you limpin' off like you was Tiny Tim
[Chorus: Lee Carver & Bukshot]
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
[Post-Chorus: Str8jaket]
Christmas thrills, Christmas chills
From the rooftop 'bove their homes
They'll hum, it's holly jolly fun
'Til the mob comes, Bah Humbug!
[Verse 5: Lyte]
Better hold your tongue bud or you gon' catch a slug
Through your dumb mug, gold chrome, redrum my song Jugg
Bah Humbug! I'ma slump me a bum numb
Hundred round drum, that Parumpapumpum
Leavin' 'em torn to bits, usin' their body parts for ornaments
Rockin' around that Christmas tree until the cops come swarm the crib
Woke up early on that morning tip and got my bandana crossed
Right on my head rockin' more red than Santa Claus
Man this banana clip will leave your clit banana soft
Turn into a White Christmas, I'm a Tony Montana boss
What you new here? Mobstyle! The crew weird
Merry Christmas, you filthy animals, Happy New Year
[Verse 6: Insane E]
Ho ho hoes! Here the fuck we go
We bringin' Yuletide chaos with the homies, yo
It's a Mobstyle Christmas, haters on the hit list
I ain't got a gift, I'ma hit 'em with a brick, bitch (Ugh!)
Smash out they teeth and leave 'em bleedin' in the streets (Yeah)
Jingle my balls, skeet skeet to the beat (Haha)
Give me sweets and some good trees, it's a bloody holiday
Talkin' all that shit, yeah, best believe we do accommodate
Yo! Everybody sing along to the song
Hit a bong 'cause it's on, yeah, we rockin' to the break of dawn (Yeah!)
Don't get me wrong, yo, I'm all about the love
But this year and all the rest, I'm yellin' out Bah Humbug!
[Chorus: Lee Carver & Bukshot]
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
Screamin' out the window Christmas morning
Yuletide, you'll die and this is my warning
Holly jolly hoes get stabbed, sawed, sliced, and cut
The fuck up, Bah Humbug!
[Outro: Str8jaket & Bukshot]
'Til the mob comes
'Til the mob comes
Bah humbug!
