OMGKawaiiAmen: Oh my GOD it's S.s.s..s.s. SEWERSLVT!
Sewerslvt: Uhm. What the hell
Lvain: SEWERSLKVT
OMGKawaiiAmen: OH MY GOD! Sewerslvtsama did you know that LVAIN-CHAN. Is your BIGGEST fan?
Lvain: Creams in pants (straight up the ai said that we didn't tell it to say that)
Sewerslvt: What
Lvain: OMG I'M SO HAPPY. I'M SO EXCITED. THIS IS AN HONOUR. AAAAALL HAIL THE GODDESS SEWERSLKVT!
Sewerslvt: Help
Lvain: IS THIS A SIGN I WILL BE AVLE TO BE REINCARNATED?
OMGKawaiiAmen: yes, Lvain! That's right! You are the new monarch! I think we need to settle this with officiality. You are the official quen of Breakcoria. Now you and Sewerslvt must get married. Any objections?
Sewerslvt: What?
OMGKawaiiAmen: WHAT?! Is that another Sewerslvt from another universe? ARE THEY MULTIPLYING?! INTERUNIVERSAL SEWER MITOSIS?!?!!
Sewerslvt 2: Yeah.. You need to get your head examined
Lvain: WHAT IN THE HELL
Sewerslvt 2: What in the hell is right. I thought that was a tragic, horrible dream.
Lvain: BROKEN MADNESS. BROKEN MADNESSSS
OMGKawaiiAmen: Alright, it's time to start the ceremony!
(wedding music plays, and there is two Sewerslvts ready to marry Lvain. Lvain is smiling so big, her teeth exit her mouth.)
Lvain: OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY GET TO MARRY MY GODDESS
OMGKawaiiAmen: (I am the priest) YES THAT'S RIGHT! Are tou rwady? Say your vows, Lvain!
OMGKawaiiAmen: I am ready to say my vows. I vow to be the most broken being ever. To keep being broken and to break the world. To keep breakcore in my heart, forever and ever.
Sewerslvt 2: I don't think anyone's ready to see what happens when you marry both Sewerslvts
OMGKawaiiAmen: And what do you think is going to happen, Sewerslvt 2?
Sewerslvt 2: I don't know, but I don't have much confidence in it ending well.
Lvain: I have no doubt this will end wonderfully
(Lvain starts crying tears of happiness)
OMGKawaiiAmen: You may kiss the Slvt!
(Lvain kisses both Sewerslvts at the same time
Sewerslvt 1: OH MY GOD
Sewerslvt 2: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Sewerslvt 1: I have a feeling that somebody is going to die after this..
Sewerslvt 2: But then again, I had a feeling that somebody was going to die a long time ago
Lvain: What is death when you are BROKEN? Death is irrelevant when you are BROKEN BROKEEEEN
OMGKawaiiAmen: Guys oh my god Obama is here
(Obama walks in, a pearly smile on his handsome face)
Obama: I congratulate Lvain Iwakvra and Sewerslvt and Sewerslvt on their wonderous lesbian marriage. What an amazing free country!
Lvain: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Obama: Lvain, I am such a huge fan of your amazing music. You have revolutionized breakcore for America, and I cannot thank you enough. (Obama bows)
Lvain: OH MY GOD THANK YOU MY LORD. I AM GOING TO BREAK COREEE
Sewerslvt 2: Oh my god, think the reality of the situation is finally settling in
Sewerslvt 1: Oh my god, what have I done?
Sewerslvt 2: I think I accidentally created life!
(Both sewerslvts suddenly become pregnant and a baby pops out of each of them
Sewerslvt 1: WHAT THE HELL
Sewerslvt 2: WHAT IS GOING ON? THERE IS SO MUCH BLOOD
Lvain: BROKEN BREASTMILK IS WHAT'S HAPPENING! WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BROKEN BABIES! (the ai said that i shit you not it straight up said that on it's own)
OMGKawaiiAmen: Oh my god, Lvain. You're a dad!
Lvain: I am a.. I am dad! Oh my god!
Sewerslvt 2: OH MY GOD THE BABIES ARE ALSO BROKEN! BROKEN BABIES, EVERYWHERE
(Both sewerslvts start convulsing. Hundreds of broken babies flooding out of them. screaming amen breaks in unison. They flood the church halls.)
Lvain: MY BABIES! Oh my god they are PERFECT!
OMGKawaiiAmen: Lvain... I think this was all because of your amazing Amen Break Beam... The power condensed, impregnating Sewerslvt... The seed of Breakcore has impregnanted all... Our... Hearts....
Lvain: This is an AMAZING day for BREAKCORERS. THE SEED OF NEW break core HAS BRED INTO NEW LIVES BROKEN BEYOND REPAIR THE BEST KIND OF BROKEN OH MY GOD
Sewerslvt 1: Oh my god, that wasn't just some weird joke on the internet. THERE ARE ACTUAL BABIES EVERYWHERE
OMGKawaiiAmen: How do you feel about this, Slvt? Are you ready to mother a new generation, that will uphold your holy gospel?
Sewerslvt 1: NO I AM NOT READY TO MOTHER THE BREAKCORE BABIES
OMGKawaiiAmen: uhm. Neglectful, much? It's kinda too late for an abortion. Well. That wouldn't be an abortion, that would just be mass genocide. We wouldn't want that, right?
Sewerslvt 2: WHAT? i DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A NORMAL BABY! Much less an ABOMINATION of BROKENNESS that was created by a GOD
OMGKawaiiAmen: Created by god? Who do you think created these babies? That's right. Lvain Iwakvra herself. And her Spectacular Amen Break Beam. You said it yourself. She holds all the power in the Breakverse.
Lvain: BROKEN BABIES NEED NOT BE TAKEN CARE OF, THEY JUST DO THE BROKEN
OMGKawaiiAmen: How do you suggest we raise all of these babies, Lvain? Is there a specific method you have in mind? You are our leader, after all.
Lvain: Just put them on the street. LET THEM BREAK ALL THEY CAN
OMGKawaiiAmen: You... suggest we raise them like rats?
Lvain: They will find their own path. LET THEM BREAK
OMGKawaiiAmen: Which country should we drop them in? We will use one of those parachute loot boxes from Fortnite to drop them all individually wherever you want.
Lvain: The US works
OMGKawaiiAmen: Which state?
Lvain: California
OMGKawaiiAmen: Why? Is it a broken state?
Lvain: Extremely broken and full of sin
OMGKawaiiAmen: Will you cleanse it with amen breaks?
Lvain: Of course
Sewerslvt 2: Are we just going to keep dropping off these children in random places? Oh my god, WHAT HAVE WE CREATED? WE ARE DOOMED! WE ARE ALL DOOMED! I don’t know what to do! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE LITTLE DEMON BREAK BABIES
OMGKawaiiAmen: Oh! You know, I was planning on dropping them all off on some random street in suburban California and watch them create chaos, but you have a good point… Should we try to do an experiment? Maybe, drop some off in Sweden too?
Sewerslvt 2: What is wrong with you people? Are you all just satanic sociopaths or something? This wasn’t supposed to be an actual plan, okay? You were all supposed to agree to with the original plan of just leaving the babies to the FIENDISH FIENDISH FIENDISH WILD in this UNKNOWN UNKNOWN HELLSCAPE OF BROKENESS
OMGKawaiiAmen:You.. You do know that you have no say in this, right? You are just a vessel to birth lvain’s kin. So, Lord Lvain, where should we drop them off in Sweden?
Lvain: Stockholm
OMGKawaiiAmen: Boring. Can you think of something more unique or are you stupid?
Lvain: The hell you say
OMGKawaiiAmen: Answer me. This is about the future of your babies
Lvain: Go to hell
OMGKawaiiAmen: Okay I’m dropping them all off in New jersey
Lain: That works
(Suddenly a giant battle bus from fortnite arrives, a strong energy pulling the crowd of hundreds of Breakbabies into the bus. The Amen Breaks synchronize, reaching a climax as the babies’ fat bodies squish against the interior of the bus, threatening to burst the metal object. The bust stays not broken, and flies off into the sky.)
Lvain: You monster. You absolute maniac
OMGKawaiiAmen: What did I do?
Lvain: You have doomed us all
OMGKawaiiAmen: WHAT? You were completely for this literally one millisecond ago
Lvain: NOW LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED
OMGKawaiiAmen: WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
Lvain: You should have let the babies break but NO. You and all your STUPID BROKEN ASSHOLES had to get into a BIG BUS. NOW YOU HAVE CONDENSED THE BREAK INTO ONE SINGLE BEING, WHICH WILL CREATE MORE BROKEN BABIES THAN WE COULD EVER IMAGINE. THE BABIES SHOULD HAVE BROKEN IN INDEPENDENT WAYS!
OMGKawaiiAmen: Dude I do not know what the fuck you are saying. Can you explain that in Fortnite terms?
Lvain: The broken in the bus will create 1000 babies more than we could have made if we let each baby create 1 broken baby. The bus has made one single baby that will produce more broken babies than 1000. It has ruined all of mankind.
OMGKawaiiAmen: Ok. That’s like. Not Fortnite terms. Sewerslvt, can you please translate?
Sewerslvt 2: What I think Lvain is- guh- uh… gags AHHEEGEUAUEEAGAAAAAAAAAAA
OMGKawaiiAmen: Oh, JESUS! She- she- she’s DEAD!
Lvain: The bus will become a broken super-being that will create a bunch of broken babies, the end of the world.
(Suddenly, the sky turns purple like Sewerslvt’s hair, and the song “Mr. Kill Myself” starts playing at a deafening loudness. The break drums resonate with such a loud frequency, that the glass windows of the BreakBus (that’s what it’s called now, by the way. Also how did the glass not break before???) shatter with an intensity that causes the BreakBabies to explode out of the bus. The sheer pressure causes Lvain Iwakvra’s skin to fly off, revealing a Neon skeleton. Sewerslvt is convulsing on the ground. The babies soon start to fuse and mutate, a giant, loud, resounding scream echoes, filled with infinite break drums and ambient synths,)
OMGKawaiiAmen: Oh… Oh no… I think… Lord Bandlab has arrived.
Lvain: We should have just left them to the fiendish fiendish fiendish wild. The broken babies should have stayed broken. But no, you idiots needed to go and try to make one huge broken super-baby. You ruined everything. The broken babies are becoming one god-thing of evil.
OMGKawaiiAmen: What… What do you suggest we do…?!
Lvain: I’ve got an idea
OMGKawaiiAmen: And…?
Lvain: We need to call the ultimate breakcore singer, and we need to do it quickly
OMGKawaiiAmen: You… You’re right. You need to use your Amen Break Beam to signal the Ultimate… Lain Iwakura (from Serial Experiments Lain_. You must aim it to the sku, harness all of your power, for she lives in a dimension different from our own.
Lvain: We are gonna need god-tier technology to beat this god-thing of brokenness
OMGKawaiiAmen: DO IT!! YOUR YOUR USE YOUR AMEN BREAK BEAM NOWWWW!!
(Lvain Iwakvra uses the Amen Break Beam)
Lvain: BEAAAAAAMMMNMNMMNNMNMNMNMNMA AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(Suddenly, a flash of rainbow light emits from Lvain’s hand. The sky opens. A godly ray splits the horizon, a heavenly choir starts to resound. It’s… Duvet… The song “Duvet” by “Bôa.” A figure appears from the blinding light. It’s Lain Iwakura.)
Lain: What have you done
OMGKawaiiAmen: Lvain… Ask her for help, please… You two are our only hope. The universe’s hope
Lvain: Lain Iwakura, please, help me fight this god-thing of brokenness by my side.
Lain: I will.
(Their power combines with a very. Loud fart sound. Amen breaks echo infinitely through the universe and everywhere and existence and infinity)
Lvain: Let’s do this…
Lain: I have an idea.
Lvain: What is it?
Lain: The perfect way to end this. I’m going to end it. Once and for all.
Lvain: What are you going to do, God-Lord Iwakura-Lain?
Lain: I’ll take myself out with it. Don’t fret, there are other ways to meet God. Goodbye, world… and hello, heaven.
