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Salsa Valentina Lyrics by Jam Baxter

Obscure Liqueurs

2021

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Aight
[Verse 1: Jam Baxter]
When you've all been stripped of your sense of awareness
We can't correct your impairments
There's two of me stood getting drunk on your porch with a list of your failures
Dressed as your parents
One quick zap from the sky turn a man to a mountain of ash on a prayer mat
Must've been all of the champagne flutes
Clink-clink
And it fucked with his whole head bareback
In the shubs 10 red wines deep
Got too pissed 'cus my ex might reach
You keep living your best life
Me and my zen likе friends live 10 lives еach
All slumped by a bonfire burning our bridges chewing their flesh like sweets
Soon they'll arrive to inspect my teeth
Cover that stain with a fresh white sheet
Are you losing your mind a touch?
Dropped your face in the sink again
Replaced by a bright red snooker ball
Eyes drawn on with a silver pen
I asked that mug what the problem was
He reeled off a list of some richer men
Then ran up in the club with a dagger in his mouth
Now he's staggering around tryna swing for them
It's like please
Life's not as bleak as it feels
Coughing up phlegm when your eating your meals
I filled the cup leaned in and said miss
This is your trainwreck I'm just greasing the wheels
She necked it back then stumbled inside with a drunkard excitement that creeps at her heels
We sold our souls to the man at the door
But the grams of the raw sure sweetened the deals
[Chorus: Lyza Jane & Jam Baxter]
You can shut your mouth I think we lost him
I tell 'em when I'm tugging at your skin it's not a problem
Im just checking if you're real
(Real)
What you selling?
What's the deal?
(Deal)
You're a mountain what's the deal?
What's the deal?
[Hook: Jam Baxter]
I said hold my head for a minute I'll be back in one sec
I've been out here getting birds you've been getting upset
You are not a real one I was out eating you were on phet
How you gonna get clean when the taps all running blood red
I said hold my head for a minute I'll be back in one sec
I've been out here getting birds you've been getting upset
You are not a real one I was out eating you were on phet
How you gonna get clean when the taps all running blood red
[Verse 2: Jam Baxter]
I've been up here in the dark throwing coins at your head
Man I've spent the last month on the moon
He was locked in the sewers in a full clown costume
Thinking they've gotta send somebody soon
Boy scouts boil up junk on a spoon
A bride sits eating the guts of the groom
The last of the air got sucked from the room
And then she ran like a punctured balloon
We danced all night to an old funk melody
One week later she fucked all ten of me
Whispered in my ear: 'This'll all end messily'
And slipped me a pill that erased my memory
Who's this bitch?
Two swift kicks to the crotch had me pulling my words from midair
Bare kids tryna get in my head
You'll never find your purpose in there
I sat behind him burning his hair
Somebody put this virgin in care
I sneak out every evening to feed the packs of wild dogs that circle his lair
She spent her life in a toybox
And all the devils children are teething
That explains that chewed up smile now
Somebody check if shes breathing
I'll be right back
You were all backstage doing bare gak
Vampires out and the blood is on tap
All safehavens drop off the map
Bare crushed tablets fill in that gap
Fill in that gap
All of the insects crawled through a crack
She's used to her shell
We used to work well
My goons prefer hell
The universe fell in my lap
[Chorus: Lyza Jane & Jam Baxter]
You can shut your mouth I think we lost him
I tell 'em when I'm tugging at your skin it's not a problem
Im just checking if you're real
(Real)
What you selling?
What's the deal?
(Deal)
You're a mountain what's the deal?
What's the deal?
[Hook: Jam Baxter]
I said hold my head for a minute I'll be back in one sec
I've been out here getting birds you've been getting upset
You are not a real one I was out eating you were on phet
How you gonna get clean when the taps all running blood red
I said hold my head for a minute I'll be back in one sec
I've been out here getting birds you've been getting upset
You are not a real one I was out eating you were out phet
How you gonna get clean when the taps all running blood red
Credits
Jam Baxter

Jam Baxter

About “Salsa Valentina” by Jam Baxter

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"Salsa Valentina" appears on "Obscure Liqueurs" in 2021.

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