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Alton Towers Lyrics by Macc Lads

The Macc Lads Anthology

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F**king right
Bank holiday Monday
By Sunday I was....
So let's f**k off to Alton Towers
One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars
Fit crack on the lake but her mate's got a flabby arse
So let's hit the bars....
Where's the f**king pub?
Where's the f**king ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f**king rail
Where's the f**king crack?
There's middle aged mums with big fabby bums
Black hole queue's past the entrance gate now
Well, I've been with Sweatty Betty and it's not worth the wait
No!
I wouldn't stand in a queue for all the tea in China
I'd rather pump the S up me deck top's vagina
Sarah the dog
Where's the f**king pub?
Where's the f**king ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f**king rail
Where's the f**king crack?
There's middle aged mums with big fabby bums
F**k cunt wank shit
Where's the f**king pub?
Where's the f**king ale?
We don't want to queue for the mono-f**king rail
(Repeat to end)
Credits
Macc Lads

Macc Lads

About “Alton Towers” by Macc Lads

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"Alton Towers" appears on "The Macc Lads Anthology".

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