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[Strophe 1]
On a small german highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of schnitzel, rising up through the air
And up ahead in the distance, I saw a neat restaurant
My head was aching and my stomach growled, I had to stop for some lunch
There she stood in the doorway, presenting me a dish
And I was thinking to myself, this could be porkchops or this could be fish
She reserved me a table, and asked me what I'd get
I was browsing through the food supplies, and the menu said
[Refrain]
Come try our Salad California
Such a lovely Plate (such a lovely Plate)
Such a lovely Date
The menu of the day is our Salad California
Anything you want (anything you want)
We will mix in some
[Strophe 2]
My salad might be infected, it's got that stomach disease
It has a lot of filthy filthy mold, that she calls grease
And how they drink in the backyard, sweet weizenbier
Some guy singing 'proooost', some volk yelling 'cheers'
So I called up the waitress, please bring me my wine
And she said: This chardonnay is a special one from, 1969
I'm still digesting the salad, my stomach hurts
Wake me up in the middle of the night, I remember their words
[Refrain]
Come try our Salad California
Such a lovely Plate (such a lovely Plate)
Such a lovely Date
I was poisened at this place by the Salad California
Quite a lesson learned (quite a lesson learned)
My intestines burn
[Strophe 3]
White lights on the ceiling, the red infusion bags
And she said: You are merely a test subject now, in our secret lab
And in the testing chambers, their experiments will proceede
They stab me with their steely knives, will she end up killing me?
Last thing I remember, I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back, to the dining room on the other floor
Relax said the Doctor, and stuck a needle in me
You can order anything you like, but you can never leave
[Instrumental]
[Refrain]
I tried the Salad California
Such a nasty Plate (such a nasty Plate)
Such a scary Date
I got abducted after eating the Salad California
For the next few years (for the next few years)
I am trapped in here
Credits
Macksy

Macksy

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