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C.R.A.P. Lyrics by MadTV

2003

[Chorus]
There wasn't one good summer movie
They all taste like ---- on me
There ain't no way that I'm ever gonna see
Anymore of this C.R.A.P

[Verse 1]
It's a pain to gettin' shot nine times, doesn't equal
To the pain I felt from watchin' all these stupid-ass sequels
That "Legal Blond" ho should give back her diploma
Will and Martin should get back to being stoners
"2 Fast 2 Furious" was a waste of 90 minutes
The only good thing was Vin Diesel wasn't in it
And "Spy Kids", this has to be stopped
The girl's got boobies, the boy's balls have dropped
"American Wedding" really made my ass sick
How many places can that white boy put his ----?
"Charlie's Angels 2", man these bitches really stumped
Demi Moore should stay retired, cuz we all just got punk'd

[Chorus]
There wasn't one good summer movie
Except that one about the fishes in the sea
Even Angelina Jolie
Could start a pile of this C.R.A.P

[Verse 2]
"Terminator 3" didn't get my vote
I hope he gets beaten by the kids from "Diff'rent Strokes"
"Dumb and Dumber" be dumber the moment it started
By the time it was through, the audience was retarded
Jim Carey was too busy preachin' ---- "Bruce Almighty"
I like to yank the teeth out of [?] and smile at whitey
How did he get that ho from "Friends" with the plastic bag?
The only good bit about it was that God was black
Look out, it is Ronny Yu's "Jason vs. Freddy"
I like to take that film and chop it up with Jay's machete
And what's up with Eddie Murphy tryin' to play a nanny?
Go back to what you know or pick up a tranny
Went to "The Hulk" and I felt like a chump
It look like Ang Lee took a big green dump
And "Gigli or "Jigli" or whatever the ---- they call it
I call it a piece of crap, took $10 bucks from my wallet

[Spoken Interlude]
I mean seriously
Whatever happen to strong characters
Believable dialogue
And following a 3-act story up?
DAMN!

[Chorus]
There wasn't one good summer movie
Someone put another bullet in me
Gotta stay away from this marquee
Gonna stick with my MadTV
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About “C.R.A.P.” by MadTV

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