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Where The Hell is My Plectrum? Lyrics by Maki Yamazaki

Made in a Day (extended version!)

2014

Where the hell
Is my plectrum?
Where the sod's
The bloody thing gone now?
Is it on the floor?
Or hiding by the keyboard?
Or stashed away
Behind my wheelchair seat?
But you don't need no pick
If you've got
Fingers on your hands
And your motor skills are working fine
Now I've found my pick!
And it really makes me think...
"What sort of prick
Designed these, anyway"?
They haven't got no grip
And when I gig they always slip
When I'm fingering my guitar
I'm always happier anyway
No more plastic today;
It's not all that fantastic anyway
I don't need to shred
Cos it's always such a pain
And I don't need no ego getting
In my way
Credits
Maki Yamazaki

Maki Yamazaki

About “Where The Hell is My Plectrum?” by Maki Yamazaki

Read the complete lyrics to "Where The Hell is My Plectrum?" by Maki Yamazaki from the album "Made in a Day (extended version!)" in 2014. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Where The Hell is My Plectrum?" appears on "Made in a Day (extended version!)" in 2014.

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