Lyrks
Lyrks
Lyrks
Cover Art

An Honest 2017 Christmas Song Lyrics by MALINDA

2017

[We Wish You A Merry Christmas: Cheerful Malinda, Cynical Malinda]
We wish you a merry Christmas
With a hint of cognitive dissonance
It's a 2017 Christmas
How can we celebrate this year?
[Carol of the Bells: Cynical Malinda]
Pass round the food, block out the noise
Mom and dad are broke, but hey we love toys
Buy him a gift, try to forget
Your student loans will drown you in debt
Keep Uncle Jim at the buffet
Don't let him know his nephews are gay
So many refugees nobody sees
Turn a blind eye, where's the pumpkin pie?
Nations divide while we decide
The debt we accrue millennials can't undo
Hurricanes inviting cowardice
While Puerto Rico is still powerless and
Morals getting thinner, focus on your dinner
Gotta be a winner
Spin your fidget spinner...
[Joy to the World: Cheerful Malinda, Cynical Malinda]
Joy to the world, it's 2018!
We're not dead, not yet!
We've gotten rid of polio
And nothing rhymes with polio (What?)
More adults can read
And with literacy we'll be freed
From the hold of our ignorance
We will succeed
In the grip of our ignorance
Some states might secede
[Jingle Bells: Cynical Malinda]
Habitats destroyed
Our forests up in smoke
Polar bears will be extinct
Global warming's "still a hoax"
California days
Ever warm and bright
With wildfires raging, burning everything in sight
[Silent Night: Cheerful Malinda]
More kids are in school than ever before
#MeToo you can't ignore
The Ice Bucket challenge actually worked
The internet's not just egotistical jerks
And Fiona the hippo was cute
Fiona the hippo was cute
[Hallelujah Chorus: Cynical Malinda]
Misogyny!
Inequality!
Governmental hypocrisy!
Bureaucracy!
Anarchy!
Mediocrity
[O Holy Night: Cheerful Malinda, Cynical Malinda, Both Malindas]
Global poverty rates lower than ever
But the may rise again for all we know
Creators make us smile by making YouTube content
But now their internet will soon be too slow (R.I.P Net Neutrality)
I think that we have kinda hit rock bottom
But that means there's only one way to go
It's not over yet
We'll find a silver lining
So here's to moving on!
I guess...
Let's pray we don't meet the guillotine
Let's not fuck up 2018!
We won't mess up 2018
Credits
MALINDA

MALINDA

About “An Honest 2017 Christmas Song” by MALINDA

Read the complete lyrics to "An Honest 2017 Christmas Song" by MALINDA in 2017. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Holiday, Comedy, Pop.

"An Honest 2017 Christmas Song" is performed by MALINDA. in 2017 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "An Honest 2017 Christmas Song", explore more songs by MALINDA using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for MALINDA · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"An Honest 2017 Christmas Song" is credited to MALINDA. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

Album information for "An Honest 2017 Christmas Song" is not available in our database yet. You can still read the full lyrics on this page.

Visit the MALINDA artist page at /artist/malinda for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.