[Intro: Hunny]
It's Hunny, JD
Stacy and Maple
Can I-
Can I get a fucking return over here? (Kohl's Cash)
Customer service? (That's hot)
Where the fuck are the bitches behind the-
Where are you hoes?!
[Verse 1: Janice Dudley]
I took a trip to Kohl’s because they had a good deal
$10 to my name, watch out or I might steal
Everything on sale, lowest prices of the season
I’m bout to buy up everything, I think I must be dreaming
I want a brand new purse, I want some Nike shoes
I want a big fat dildo, doеs Kohl's have that too?
And when my cart is full I head to thе checkout
I got $100 Kohl’s Cash, let’s use it now
[Pre-Chorus: Vick Reputation and Janice Dudley]
I'm sorry ma'am, but this expired last week...
Shut up!
[Chorus: Janice Dudley]
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Bitch I want my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Do you have my Kohl’s Cash?
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I think I lost my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I want to spend it now
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Bitch I want my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Do you have my Kohl’s Cash?
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I think I lost my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Bitch, I want it now
[Verse 2: Stacy Wilson]
Pull up to Sephora at Kohl’s
Multiworld, my basket's full
Keep an eye out for Selener
Sold out Sol de Janeiro
Perk up from Amika
Spray Dolce and Gabanna
I’m just taking my time
No, I won’t commit a crime
Fill my basket to the top
Employees. know I’m gonna cop
My rouge status such a flex
Spend my points on all the best
If I can’t use my Kohl’s Cash
Then just toss it in the trash
Filling up that black and white bag
I hope you removed the hard tag
[Verse 3: Hunny]
(It's Hunny)
Fuck Kohl's, I'm bout to steal
Wait a minute, Nike really on sale?
Oh bitch, that's a fucked up deal
Fuck a bitch named Allysa for real
But I adore doing OMNI
Meet me upstairs only
If they knew what really went on
I'd be considered unholy
C'mon boy, walk up the stairs
Drop those pants and pull my hair
Let's do a pick, I choose you
I'll wear a Sonoma thong too
Vera Wang better come through
I'mma rip that sheisty off of you
I'm feeling hot, did you say you too?
I wanna fuck in the shoe stockroom
(I wanna fuck in the shoe stockroom)
[Chorus: Janice Dudley]
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Bitch I want my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Do you have my Kohl’s Cash?
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I think I lost my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I want to spend it now
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Bitch I want my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Do you have my Kohl’s Cash?
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I think I lost my Kohl’s Cash
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
Bitch, I want it now
[Verse 4: Maple Sugar]
Who the fuck is Maple Sugar?
Bitch, I’m the queen of Kohl’s (uh huh)
If you see me in that store
Then bitch you best come say hello (hey girl)
I’m always shopping 'til I drop (yeah)
Janice D the queen of pop (mother)
Hunny B make my pussy wet
And Stacy queen, we ain’t never forget (9/11)
I’m a bad bitch, the employees alert
Vera Wang make this kitty squirt
I said no Croft, But I'mma Barrow that shirt (bye bitch)
It’s not theft, I could be doin' worse (right)
I could be sucking dick in the fitting room
These Karens caught me, it’s time to move (oh shit)
H2's in panic mode (what the fuck?)
They can join bitch, 'cause I know they hoes
I shoplift at Sephora
With my Lauren Conrad purse (period)
If the LP fucking try me
Then we gonna need a nurse (square up bitch)
I got my Kohl’s Cash
And my coupons yesterday
So bitch, I hope that it’s still valid
'Cause this shit’s $100K
And she said, hello, hello, thanks for shopping at Kohls
And I hope you found what you were looking for
I said, yes ma’am I did, got a cute pink wig
And a Barbie doll for my little kid
And a Peppa Pig, and an electric grid
Don’t fucking tell me all of this excluded
'Cause if you do, I might my lose my shit
And if you fuck with me, bitch you gon' get hit (pow)
Ma'am, I'm so, so, super sorry
I hate to tell you, but this expired
Shut up bitch, I’ll get you fired
You old as hell gram, you should retire (grandma)
She said, if you apply for Kohl’s Charge
Then I can save you 35 (bitch please)
I told you, I don’t give a fuck
Kohl’s makes me want to fucking die
Kohl's so fat, I hate her
Maple skinny like paper
[Chorus: Janice Dudley & Hunny]
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (Kohl’s Cash)
Bitch I want my Kohl’s Cash (My Kohl’s Cash)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (My Kohl’s Cash)
Do you have my Kohl’s Cash? (My Kohl’s Cash)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (It's Hunny Bee)
I think I lost my Kohl’s Cash (Let's go)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash?
I want to spend it now (Mmm)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (Kohl’s Cash)
Bitch I want my Kohl’s Cash (My Kohl’s Cash)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (My Kohl’s Cash)
Do you have my Kohl’s Cash? (Kohl’s Cash)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (Kohl’s Cash)
I think I lost my Kohl’s Cash (My Kohl’s Cash)
Where is my Kohl’s Cash? (Kohl's cash)
Bitch, I want it now (Now)
[Outro: Janice Dudley & Hunny]
I want it now (mhm)
Bitch, I want it now, I want it now (want it now)
Bitch, I want it now, I want it now (I want it now)
Bitch, I want it now, I want it now (I want it now)
Bitch, I want it now, I want it (Yeah)
