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Batman’s Reply Lyrics by Mark Aaron James

2011

"Vicki how can you even listen to fish face? For god's sake I love you."

Whoah-oh Whoah-oh

Sitting in the Hall of Justice
Well there is justice after all
Aquaman has got to trust us
You hold the fort we'll take the call

It isn't that we don't respect him
All of his aquatic friends
I'm sick of having to protect him
His ego's giving me the bends

Whoah-oh Whoah-oh

I can take you to my manor
Gotham's got a lot to give
While he is all washed up and bitter
And a bit competitive

This thought might grab your attention
You know I'm twice a billionaire
All that free seafood he mentions
I think I've got enough to sparе

Barring maritime disasters
Aquaman is such a tool
He couldn't gеt you wetter faster
With a sextoy and a pool

I can take you to the batcave
It's not Atlantis but it's dry
Whenever you are in a close shave
Would you rather swim or fly

And if you see it with objective
Of the heroes that you've seen
Others lost all his perspective
Orange doesn't go with green

Whoah-oh Whoah-oh

But I can understand it
What you see in the man
Yeah he has a swimmers build
But that guy's got a wife and kids
And always smells like mildew
How could you ever be fulfilled?

"Are any of your friends certified in SCUBA? Not going to be getting many visitors down there, are you?
Gin and tonic with salt water, vodka soda with salt water, or a beer with- freaking everything with salt water!"

I can take you to the batcave
It's not Atlantis but it's dry
Behind this cowl and cave and dance craze
I'm just another gorgeous guy
So Vicki Vale make your decision
Do you prefer blonds or brunettes
What kind of life do you envision?
Everything's not better wet

"Corn chips for example. Have you ever had a soggy corn chip?"
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Mark Aaron James

Mark Aaron James

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