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Valentine’s Day Lyrics by Mark Rivers

Super Songs of Big Mouth, Vol. 1 (Music From the Netflix Original Series)

2019

[NICK BIRCH, spoken]
Guys, can we just tone it down this year for Valentine's Day?
[ELLIOT BIRCH, spoken]
Tone it down? Nickey, Valentine's Day, it's wonderful, it's-it's—
[DIANE BIRCH]
It's a day of hugs and snuggles
[ELLIOT BIRCH]
A time to spread your loving seeds
[NICK BIRCH]
It's a rolling, growing pink snowball
Of stress that no one needs
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
It's unhealthy expectations
[DEVON FURTIVE-OLDMAN]
An opportunity to impress
[JESSI GLASER]
It's a yearly grim reminder
That your life's a fucked-up mess
[MISSY FOREMAN-GREENWALD]
It's a dark and lurid history
Of deviant Pagan kicks
[MARTY GLOUBERMAN]
It's outrageously expensive
Just stay home and watch the Knicks
[MATTHEW MACDELL]
It's a big, fat middle finger
To those who're all alone
[JAY BILZERIAN]
Whether sick or tired or uninspired
You still gotta bring the bone
[JESSI GLASER & CONNIE LACIENEGA]
It's a clusterfuck of passions
An emotional tour de force
[MATTHEW MACDELL & MAURY BEVERLY]
It's a cuddly little Cupid
[MAURY BEVERLY]
With the cock of a full-grown horse
[ALL]
Valentine, St. Valentine
I gotta make it through your day
Of candy hearts and chocolate sharts
And every bullshit love cliché
The hard-ons and the heartaches
The pressure, pain, and fear
Valentine's Day
Got to survive you another year
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
I can't take it
[NICK BIRCH]
What does having a girl
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
All the pressure
[NICK BIRCH]
Hormone monster mean?
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
I can make it
[JAY BILZERIAN]
How long can I be
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
I'll impress her
[JAY BILZERIAN]
A fuck machine?
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
I'll be cool, and
[MATTHEW MACDELL]
Why is there never
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
She'll be droolin'
[MATTHEW MACDELL]
Anyone for me?
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
But then
[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN & MARTY GLOUBERMAN]
What if the Knicks aren't on TV?
[ALL]
Valentine, St. Valentine
Your day is fucking asinine
But I swear by God, I'm
Gonna make it through
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Mark Rivers

Mark Rivers

About “Valentine’s Day” by Mark Rivers

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"Valentine’s Day" appears on "Super Songs of Big Mouth, Vol. 1 (Music From the Netflix Original Series)" in 2019.

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