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No Good Bum Lyrics by Marlinspike

Old Scores & New Horizons

2008

[Intro]
Hey, how you doing?
Oh wait, I don't care
No really, how you feeling?
No really, I don't care
[Verse 1]
'Cause I'd love to hear your problems and your whole life story
Truth is, I'd rather find a death less boring
So if you wanna talk, I'm not the one to listen
If you need me there, then I'll just turn up missing
Gimme another shot and I'm just gonna blow it
If I gave a shit, then I could never show it
Gimme your heart and I'm just gonna break it
If it's not mine, then I'm just gonna take it, but
[Pre-Chorus]
Sometimes I think maybe I'm not so bad
At least not as bad as some people
I know what you're think baby, it's bad enough
I may not be pure evil, but still
[Chorus 1]
I'm a no good bum, like it or not
A low life scum and I should be shot
Call Lorena Bobbit to cut off my cock
Throw it in a field and leave it to rot
Because I'm a no good bum
[Verse 2]
Take a sip from the jug, leave the milk on the counter
When you go to bed, I'll turn up the TV louder
But you could be freezing, and I won't turn up the heat
I'll go take a leak and then just leave the seat up
Get a new haircut, I wouldn't realize it
Finally ask me what I think and I'll tell you I don't like it
About you, don't bother trying to sell it
The moral of the story's so plain to see
As I been trying to tell it
So wake up and smell it, it's all about me
[Chorus 2]
I'm a no good bum, like it or not
A low life scum and I should be shot
Call Lorena Bobbit to cut off my cock
Throw it in a field and leave it to rot
Because I'm a no good bum, and I'm a disgrace
Call up Amy Fisher to shoot me in the face
Call up Tonya Harding to bash in my knee
Put my head inside a vice and squeeze, please
[Bridge]
Don't hesitate, there's no need to be nervous
Believe me when I say, I deserve this
Though I may not be as bad as some
The fact still remains
[Chorus]
I'm a no good bum, like it or not
A low life scum and I should be shot
Call Lorena Bobbit to cut off my cock
Throw it in a field and leave it to rot
Because I'm a no good bum, and I'm a disgrace
Call up Amy Fisher to shoot me in the face
Call up Tonya Harding to bash in my knee
Put my head inside a vice and squeeze
I'm a no good bum
[Outro]
But let's pretend you didn't just hear all that
Can I get your number?
Credits
Marlinspike

Marlinspike

About “No Good Bum” by Marlinspike

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"No Good Bum" appears on "Old Scores & New Horizons" in 2008.

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