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Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live) Lyrics by Marti Webb

Song & Dance (Live)

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[EMMA]
Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done
An award is won
You can rent a car
Or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
It's like a fairy tale
'Long as you don't inhale (*cough*)
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day
Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
If someone takes a walk
All the neighbors talk
Every man and beast
Came from out east
Egos and valet parking
Cameras rolling away
Survival's very hard
Without your Diners Card
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day
[RECEPTIONIST, spoken]
Hello, Mr. Bloom's office. 
[EMMA, spoken]
Hello, could I speak to Sheldon, please?
[RECEPTIONIST, spoken]
No, I'm afraid Mr. Bloom is at a screening. If you you'd like to leave word we'll get right back to you. Thank you for calling. Have a nice day. 
[EMMA]
Capped teeth and Caesar salad
Prime time Beverly Hills
The cost of land's so high
You can't afford to die
When you feel bad there
You dial-a-prayer
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers poppin' away
Careers are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day
I'll call you back and
Have a nice day
Credits
Marti Webb

Marti Webb

About “Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live)” by Marti Webb

Read the complete lyrics to "Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live)" by Marti Webb from the album "Song & Dance (Live)". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under West End, Musicals, Pop.

"Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live)" is performed by Marti Webb. from the album "Song & Dance (Live)" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live)", explore more songs by Marti Webb using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live)" is credited to Marti Webb. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Capped Teeth and Caesar Salad (Live)" appears on "Song & Dance (Live)".

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