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Don’t Touch That Dial! (Tesla Coil) Lyrics by Matt Draugos & klwn cat

Dragon Li (Pay​-​Per​-​View Edition)

2022

[Verse]
I transmit raps through cell signals
It ain't Mario when that shell hit you, that bell whistle
Through the dark sounding like hell missiles, you got to keep your heart brave in the face of god like Mel Gibson
Well wishes to the past, I'm on the road ahead
It shook me up a bit but that pushed me forward like soda jets
Now I make [?] when I hold this Tec
Shouts to Kenny, everybody can get it like what Oprah said
HD photo def, play your cards right or get swept
Flip you like a Tech Deck, my next step is stacking bread in excess
So get with it or get left, I'm not kidding the day I was born was a hot winter
Now I spit it cold my lips are frostbitten
[Outro : Scott Steiner]
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice
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Matt Draugos & klwn cat

Matt Draugos & klwn cat

About “Don’t Touch That Dial! (Tesla Coil)” by Matt Draugos & klwn cat

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